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seven lemons

lovell · 2006-02-07 18:45:42

Upon entering the confessional, a young women spilled the beans, admitting: "Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me -- seven times." The priest thought long and hard, then said, "Take seven lemons and squeeze them into a glass, then drink it." The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?" The…

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07-02-2006 7:45pm

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lovell

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Upon entering the confessional, a young women spilled the beans, admitting: "Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me -- seven times."

The priest thought long and hard, then said, "Take seven lemons and squeeze them into a glass, then drink it."

The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"

The priest said, "No, but it will wipe that f**kin smile off your face."

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#2 07-02-2006 7:48pm
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:rolleyes: lol

Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test

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#3 07-02-2006 10:20pm
Töpher

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heh

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#4 08-02-2006 12:32am
Liffeyman

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nice one

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#5 08-02-2006 12:38am
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wait ...what?!

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