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here's how to keep a woman happy!!

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  • 07-02-2006 7:49pm
    #1
    lovell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 157 ✭✭


    It's not difficult. To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

    1. a friend
    2. a companion
    3. a lover
    4. a brother
    5 a father
    6. a master
    7. a chef
    8. an electrician
    9. a carpenter
    10. a plumber
    11. a mechanic
    12. a decorator
    13. a stylist
    14. a sexologist
    15. a gynecologist
    16. a psychologist
    17. a pest exterminator
    18. a psychiatrist
    19. a healer
    20. a good listener
    21. an organizer
    22. a good father
    23. very clean
    24. sympathetic
    25. athletic
    26. warm
    27. attentive
    28. gallant
    29. intelligent
    30. funny
    31. creative
    32. tender
    33. strong
    34. understanding
    35. tolerant
    36. prudent
    37. ambitious
    38. capable
    39. courageous
    40. determined
    41. true
    42. dependable
    43. passionate

    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
    44. give her compliments regularly
    45. love shopping
    46. be honest (white lies okay)
    47. be very rich
    48. not stress her out
    49. not look at other girls

    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
    50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
    51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

    IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
    53. to never forget:

    * birthdays
    * anniversaries
    * arrangements she makes


    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

    1. Feed him
    2. **** him
    3. Shut the **** up


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    #2
    odarallo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 138 ✭✭odarallo


    hahaha funny cause it is true


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    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    odarallo wrote:
    hahaha funny cause it is true

    Well said. :D


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    lil-buttons
    Closed Accounts Posts: 136 ✭✭lil-buttons


    You mustnt know or talk to many women do u Lovell ?
    Cos u got it all wrong!
    And quit generalising that crap bugs me...!


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    dinjo
    Registered Users Posts: 270 ✭✭dinjo


    lil-buttons wrote:
    You mustnt know or talk to many women do u Lovell ?
    Cos u got it all wrong!
    And quit generalising that crap bugs me...!


    Hello..... lil buttons.... its a humour page! dont take things so seriously.....Women !!!!!


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    lil-buttons
    Closed Accounts Posts: 136 ✭✭lil-buttons


    dinjo wrote:
    Hello..... lil buttons.... its a humour page! dont take things so seriously.....Women !!!!!

    I know that dinji ! Oh sorry I mean dinjo!!!!
    I was slaggin him.... not knowing many women !!!
    Men !
    I know it wasnt much humour but Im not good at jokes... as uve noticed!


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    dinjo
    Registered Users Posts: 270 ✭✭dinjo


    lil-buttons wrote:
    I was slaggin him....

    Thats all i was doing to you ! ! ! !


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    lil-buttons
    Closed Accounts Posts: 136 ✭✭lil-buttons


    ok ok !!!
    Chill Pill needed!!


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    #9
    lovell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 157 ✭✭lovell


    glad to see my joke can have a loving effect on the pair of you:D


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    joejoem
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭joejoem


    Its true what they say, men are from omeri-percion 8 and women are from omeri-percion 9

    :v:


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