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  • 08-02-2006 12:55pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 219 ✭✭


    The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,
    > interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a
    > woman.
    > For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal
    > door and handed him a gun.
    >
    > "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the
    > circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a
    > chair.
    > Kill Her!
    >
    > The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife." The
    > agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife
    > and go home."
    >
    > The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went
    > into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes.
    > The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my
    > wife."
    >
    > The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go
    > home."
    >
    > Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,
    > to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
    > heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the
    > walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and
    > there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.
    >
    > "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death
    > with the chair."
    >
    > MORAL of the story: Women are evil. Don't mess with them
    >
    > Pass on this advice !!


Comments

  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,224 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Lmfao!!!!

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Registered Users Posts: 417 ✭✭MistressPandora


    Not in the faintest bit true, but funny all the same.


  • Registered Users Posts: 144 ✭✭Liffeyman


    Very very good and it isd true Women are evil.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,400 ✭✭✭PlayGirl


    i love it!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 958 ✭✭✭liamskater


    good good keep em comin'


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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭Töpher


    oldie but goodie :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 960 ✭✭✭:|


    Not in the faintest bit true, but funny all the same.
    I think the "true" was referring to the women are evil part...


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    Roffle


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 217 ✭✭Gaillimhtaibhse


    This "true":rolleyes: thread was appropriately placed on the "humour" board, for sure. Did you author it? OK fiction.


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,919 ✭✭✭✭Mimikyu


    This post has been deleted.


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