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  • 08-02-2006 1:56pm
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    Oriel
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭


    August 2000 to be precise!
    And a slap in the face to the first person to say it's been posted before...


    A little boy came down to breakfast. Since they lived on a farm, his
    mother asked if he had done his chores."Not yet," said the little
    boy.His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does
    his chores. Well, he's a little ****ed, so he goes to feed the
    chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he
    kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes
    back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
    "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any
    milk in my cereal?" he asks.
    "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get
    any eggs. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon,
    either. I also saw you kick the cow, so you aren't getting any milk
    this morning."

    Just about then, his father comes down for breakfast, and he kicks
    the cat as he's walking into the kitchen. The little boy looks up at
    his mother with a smile, and says, "Are you going to tell him, or
    should I?"


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