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  • 08-02-2006 9:33pm
    #1
    Yook
    Closed Accounts Posts: 437 ✭✭


    This is absolutely hilarious. Im also a member of SomethingAwful.com and thought I'd share this little gem with everyone here:

    Yarr, link be here.

    Please nobody go overboard about this, remember its just for the comedy value.
    :D:D:D:D


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    PlayGirl
    Registered Users Posts: 1,400 ✭✭✭PlayGirl


    funny nough.. who owns the baby in your sig?


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    #3
    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Hey, I don't know if you noticed, but my entire family lives in a ****ing bomb crater eating leaves all day. I know Death to Israel, Death to America and all that but do you think you could take a look at installing a floor in my crater or something? I'm on your side, I'm Muslim, I just think we need to prioritize better. Maybe ease back on the "death to X" stuff and look into paved roads and running water. When I can afford to buy a car I promise to load the trunk full of fertilizer and drive it into a Jewish wedding. Let's just get me to the "buy a car" part first.

    Great stuff!!! :D


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    Yook
    Closed Accounts Posts: 437 ✭✭Yook


    PlayGirl wrote:
    funny nough.. who owns the baby in your sig?

    Funnily enough, i think one of the Something Awful members owns that child.


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    PlayGirl
    Registered Users Posts: 1,400 ✭✭✭PlayGirl


    Yook wrote:
    Funnily enough, i think one of the Something Awful members owns that child.
    well it is one freeky baby! lol!


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    StupidLikeAFox
    Registered Users Posts: 7,711 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    *goes overboard*


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    Maximilian
    Legal Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 5,400 Mod ✭✭✭✭Maximilian


    Brilliant.


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    #8
    Beruthiel
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    I know it is my duty to kill all infidels, but I was wondering if exceptions could possibly be made if the infidels are particularly friendly. Perhaps I could simply wound the infidels or hurt their feelings very badly. He was fat as all decadent Westerners usually are and I think maybe I could have made some rude comments about that to him and he might have even killed himself. Anyway, no biggie, he was beheaded a couple days ago when the United States refused to release Jalal "The Red Hand of Allah" Al Harami. Get back to me when you get a chance.

    :D


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    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Then, later in the show, the host says "you are wrong" to a doctor! I could not believe it!
    Damn Women's Lib. They are taking it too far this time! I demand that something be done about this and also death to Israel.


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