Two Cavan men

crazymonkey

Mick and Joe, were walking down a country road when the met
a young lady struggling with a bike. Are you right there?" says Mick to her.
"My tyre is punctured", says the girl,"I'd be really grateful for some help.
Mick turns to Joe. "You go on ahead there, I'll help the lady with her
bike", he says, winking.

"Right so" says Joe, winking back, and walks away down the road.





About twenty minutes later Joe hears a noise behind him, turns to see Mick
on the bike, pedalling furious to catch up with him. "What are you doing
with the bike?" says Joe. "Well", says Mike, "I helped your one fix the tyre
and when we were done she lies back, takes off her knickers, and said that I
could have anything I wanted.

So I grabbed the bike."



"You cute hoor", says Joe,"Those knickers probably wouldn't have fitted you
anyway!"

rugbug86

heard it before about 2 engineers, funnier about the cavan men tho!

GLaDOS

Hehe, pretty funny

Fast_Mover

theres one for Muckwarrior, being from Cavan and all

cournioni

She must have been from Meath...

Kojak

Funny.