Is She Cheating?

LegacyUser

Maybe its breast milk. And she has a secret love child.

LegacyUser

Well, to tell you the truth, Yes I have tested the stain.

All you Ney sayers will be suprised. It IS semen. And as I know that shirt was clean (I washed it) before she went to work, and I had no sexual activity with her in that shirt at that time, it isn;t mine.

So, I have kicked her and her stuff out.

Chucky the tree

Cheating wrote:

Well, to tell you the truth, Yes I have tested the stain.

All you Ney sayers will be suprised. It IS semen. And as I know that shirt was clean (I washed it) before she went to work, and I had no sexual activity with her in that shirt at that time, it isn;t mine.

So, I have kicked her and her stuff out.

I love you it. You sir, are a god.

skye

So you were right - move on.... Feel sorry for your next Gf though - Detective "cheating" will be on her case from the start....

padser

If she is asleep now you have a good 6/7 hours until she wakes. Why dont you get a lie decting machine, take a crash corse in interpereting the results, hook her up to, tie her up and spend tomorrow interogating her propoerly. For more suggestions on interogation techniques see 24, series 1-4. My personal favorite would be to get her parents/friends and tie them to chairs, hook up a video link and stage their execution that she can see via a video monitor,,,,that really ought to get the truth out of her. One thing i would check before you start though.....you must look in her mouth to check she doesnt have a suicide pill in there for emergencies.

coffee_cake

Cheating wrote:

Well, to tell you the truth, Yes I have tested the stain.

All you Ney sayers will be suprised. It IS semen. And as I know that shirt was clean (I washed it) before she went to work, and I had no sexual activity with her in that shirt at that time, it isn;t mine.

So, I have kicked her and her stuff out.

And about the post suggesting assault?

Anyway, it's probably best in all regards she's gone. You can stop being all paranoid now.

marie_85

David Caruso has nothing on you... I want to ask how you went about testing it, but not sure I want to know.

passive

Wow... I'm.. disturbed. But also impressed! So... did she admit it when you could prove it?

Dathai

You are, an utter legend

To be honest with you, I'd do the exact same thing as you did.Sure, Ive done the equivellent I'd say.

Good work man!

scojones

How are you so sure it was semen? How exactly did you test it? I'm not convinced.

lizanne

oh good god

HOW can you people praise this nut job for this

Fact of life- if you put on a bra and its in any way a wrong fit it WILL fall down- im a woman ok- and it does happen

Whats buzz is he on testing her clothes- who does he think he is- Inspector Morse?

If my boyfriend EVER did this He would be out on the street- and he could keep the bra as a parting gift

Plus what kind of person goes on a forum about it!! I am sorry but he needs help!!!!!

Dustaz

rofl, this thread is great.

Pretty sure this is a troll, but just in case its not, i have a couple of points.

Is there a law against copping a feel of your girlfriends tits all of a sudden? It seems that all the women read his OP as "She came in the door and i dived down her top". I assumed he meant over a perdiod of time after she returned home and im not finding anything really too strange about that.

Secondly, while im not running out to buy a blacklight anytime soon, Im pretty sure most of the guys on the thread would use one if they had it to hand.

I guess i agree with the guy who posted that if something strikes you as suspicious, its probably because youve noticed it sub concsiously for a while.

I await the conclusion of this with baited breath.

LegacyUser

Well, you asked how I tested this and I will tell you.

I used a substance called "Acid phosphatase". It is an enzyme secreted by the prostate gland that is present in seminal fluid. It's very like psa (prostatic specific antigen) The enzymatic breakdown of sodium-α-naphthyl phosphate by acid phosphatase and the subsequent conversion of o-dianisidine to a colored compound by the free naphthyl is a recognized test procedure for the detection of semen. Basically moisten the area, swab it and test with 1 drop of Acid phosphatase. Eliminates all doubt.

And yes, she did confess when I showed her the test result, and may have lied a little saying that I had done DNA comparissan. But a little white lie can bring out a big one.

goldilocked

I know you've gone unreg'd but can I guess that you've red hair, talk in disjointed sentences and prefer the side profile?

py2006

lizanne wrote:

oh good god

HOW can you people praise this nut job for this

Fact of life- if you put on a bra and its in any way a wrong fit it WILL fall down- im a woman ok- and it does happen

Whats buzz is he on testing her clothes- who does he think he is- Inspector Morse?

If my boyfriend EVER did this He would be out on the street- and he could keep the bra as a parting gift

Plus what kind of person goes on a forum about it!! I am sorry but he needs help!!!!!

In all fairness, while it does sound completely crazy, I am sure alot of women would be doing the same kind of investigations if they had access to that kind of equipment to check up on their men!

Thats assuming they had genuine reasons to doubt their partners!

Fey!

Cheating - you should hook up with my ex, but your kids would be ultra-paranoid. She always assumed I was cheating all the time (I had been seeing someone else when we met first, which I had admitted, but not for the the following 3 1/2 years we were together!) She'd check my phone on a regular basis, deleted numbers from my phone and email addresses off my computer (most of them were customers of mine), and I know a friend spotted her following me. It got to a stage where I got s new number and texted some rather choice messages to my regular mobile to see what happened (childish, I know, but desperate measures!).
In the end, due to her paranoia, I did consider cheating on her, but didn't go through with it.

Kinetic^

Its pretty stale that you had to go to such lenghts to prove she was cheating on you. I hope you gave her the flick.

December Son

Cheating? wrote:

Well, you asked how I tested this and I will tell you.

I used a substance called "Acid phosphatase". It is an enzyme secreted by the prostate gland that is present in seminal fluid. It's very like psa (prostatic specific antigen) The enzymatic breakdown of sodium-α-naphthyl phosphate by acid phosphatase and the subsequent conversion of o-dianisidine to a colored compound by the free naphthyl is a recognized test procedure for the detection of semen. Basically moisten the area, swab it and test with 1 drop of Acid phosphatase. Eliminates all doubt.

And yes, she did confess when I showed her the test result, and may have lied a little saying that I had done DNA comparissan. But a little white lie can bring out a big one.

Holy sh!t!! :eek:
Dude if i ever start having doubts about my woman can i get you to take a look?? Just pm me your regged name..lol. But sweet jesus thats some detective work son. My hat goes off to you.

Morrigan

Cheating? wrote:

Well, you asked how I tested this and I will tell you.

I used a substance called "Acid phosphatase". It is an enzyme secreted by the prostate gland that is present in seminal fluid. It's very like psa (prostatic specific antigen) The enzymatic breakdown of sodium-α-naphthyl phosphate by acid phosphatase and the subsequent conversion of o-dianisidine to a colored compound by the free naphthyl is a recognized test procedure for the detection of semen. Basically moisten the area, swab it and test with 1 drop of Acid phosphatase. Eliminates all doubt.

And yes, she did confess when I showed her the test result, and may have lied a little saying that I had done DNA comparissan. But a little white lie can bring out a big one.

LOL Of course she confessed! It's her key out of this hellish relationship! ROFL!!!
This has been the most entertaining thread. Thanks. :v:

py2006

Cheating wrote:

Well, to tell you the truth, Yes I have tested the stain.

All you Ney sayers will be suprised. It IS semen. And as I know that shirt was clean (I washed it) before she went to work, and I had no sexual activity with her in that shirt at that time, it isn;t mine.

So, I have kicked her and her stuff out.

Ah, I didn't realise you had posted this! Fair play to you. You can now feel justified in what you did.

I am glad you got rid of her!

LegacyUser

Cheating? wrote:

Well, you asked how I tested this and I will tell you.

I used a substance called "Acid phosphatase". It is an enzyme secreted by the prostate gland that is present in seminal fluid. It's very like psa (prostatic specific antigen) The enzymatic breakdown of sodium-α-naphthyl phosphate by acid phosphatase and the subsequent conversion of o-dianisidine to a colored compound by the free naphthyl is a recognized test procedure for the detection of semen. Basically moisten the area, swab it and test with 1 drop of Acid phosphatase. Eliminates all doubt.

And yes, she did confess when I showed her the test result, and may have lied a little saying that I had done DNA comparissan. But a little white lie can bring out a big one.

the ol Acid phosphatase test!

TwistsAndTurns

Crikey just finished reading this amazing thread, give up your day job, you`d be a great private eye.:D

py2006

stp wrote:

the ol Acid phosphatase test!

Yep, you can't beat it!

marie_85

goldilocked wrote:

I know you've gone unreg'd but can I guess that you've red hair, talk in disjointed sentences and prefer the side profile?

Genius! I'm nearly crying with laughter.