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romantic rhymes

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  • 14-02-2006 2:31pm
    #1
    shannonxx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32 ✭


    These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme
    with the MOST romantic first line... but the LEAST romantic second line.

    Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
    But I only slept with you, because I was pi$$ed.


    Thought that I could love no other until, that is, I met your brother

    Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
    But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty
    and so is your head.

    Of loving beauty you float with grace
    If only you could hide your face

    Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
    This describes everything you are not


    I want to feel your sweet embrace
    But don't take that paper bag off your face


    I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
    Damn, I'm good at telling lies!


    My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
    Marrying you screwed up my life


    I see your face when I am dreaming.
    That's why I always wake up screaming


    My love, you take my breath away.
    What have you stepped in to smell this way?

    My feelings for you no words can tell,
    Except for maybe "go to hell"

    What inspired this amorous rhyme?
    Two parts vodka, one part lime.


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