doctors waiting room (bad words)

rugbug86 · 15-02-2006 3:19pm #1

There's nothing worse than a doctor's receptionist who insists you tell
her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of
us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
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An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's waiting room. As he
approached the desk, the receptionist said, " Yes sir, what are you seeing
the doctor for today?"
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"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.
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The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a
crowded doctor's room and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
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The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment
in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong
with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with
the doctor in private."
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The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people such things, in a room full of
others, if the answer could embarrass anyone."
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The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The
receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
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"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
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The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken
her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"
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"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
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The waiting room erupted in laughter