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Paddy's Pregnant Sister

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  • 16-02-2006 4:37pm
    #1
    xzanti
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,439 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and
    went into a deep coma.
    After being in the coma for nearly six months,
    she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant;
    frantically,
    she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies,
    "Ma'am, you had twins!..... A boy and a girl.

    The babies are fine now however they were poorly at birth and
    had
    to be christened immediately - your brother came in and named
    them.
    The woman thinks to herself, "Oh suffering Jesus no, not me
    brother...he's a fecking, clueless, gobsh*te!" Expecting the
    worst,she asks the doctor, "Well, what's my daughter's name?"
    "Denise," says the doctor. The new mother is somewhat relieved
    "Wow,
    that's a beautiful name, I guess I was wrong about my
    brother....I like
    Denise." Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?"
    "Denephew"


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    #2
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,224 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Brilliant!!!

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    kmart6
    Registered Users Posts: 15,172 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    sorta saw that coming......still good though!!!


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    Pal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,115 ✭✭✭Pal


    LOL

    i don't laff often.
    well done

    u get a vote


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    Paddy20
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    Pal wrote:
    u get a vote

    Not from this 'real life Paddy' !.

    P. :cool:


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    Mimikyu
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    #7
    Diarmsquid
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    HA!
    Denephew!


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    butters scotch
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    lol good one! :)


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    #9
    Sam Vimes
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    did you rob that from a terry pratchett book or did he rob it from you?


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    fun bus
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    very good!!!


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    #11
    Peace
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    LOLz ROFLMFAO etc.


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    #12
    Kojak
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    Ha. :D


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    #13
    Angels
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    Hilarious!!


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    #14
    Steoob
    Registered Users Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Steoob


    lol i read that yesterday and i was like "thats stupid" so i read it again today and i was aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh hahaha yes now i get it..funniest thing is i hear dit whn i was like 4 and i got it then first time lol


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    scuba steve
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    ha ha, class!


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    #16
    lyrama
    Closed Accounts Posts: 111 ✭✭lyrama


    Brilliant :D !


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