And the moral of the story is......

Flex · 17-02-2006 1:26am #1

There is a moral to every story!!

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating
for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering
me. It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and
generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always
got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never
did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings
and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going
up stairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When
she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I
stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened
the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eye, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are happy that you have
passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car!