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Dr Chung

  • 17-02-2006 10:42AM
    #1
    shannonxx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32 ✭


    A woman was depressed at the fact she had not had a date, nor any sex for quite
    some time. Afraid she might have something wrong, she decided to employ the
    medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her personal physician recommended Dr
    Chung, a well-known Chinese sex therapist.

    So she went to see him. On entering the examination room, Dr Chung took one look
    at her and said, "Hokay, take off aw your crows." She quickly disrobed and stood
    naked before him.
    "Now," said Dr Chung, "get dow on your knees and craw reery reery fass away from
    me to other side of room.

    Having done that Dr Chung said, "Hokay, turn row and craw reery fass back to
    me." Once again, she obliged. Dr Chung slowly shook his head and said, "Hokay,
    your probrem vaywe, vaywe bad, you got Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever
    see, that why you have no dates, that why you no get sex."

    Confused the woman asked, "What is Ed Zachary Disease?"
    Dr Chung replied, "It when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your @rse!"


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