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Two Quick ones

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  • 17-02-2006 12:20pm
    #1
    Sharp
    Registered Users Posts: 482 ✭✭


    A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.

    She lived for ten more years, and then dies peacefully. A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket.

    As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch the wall!""

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    A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?"

    The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and Action Man." Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie comes with Ken."

    "No," said the little girl. "She comes with Action Man, she fakes it with Ken."


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    #2
    ferdi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭ferdi


    lol, both are good


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    #3
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,224 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Pretty funny

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    fun bus
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 199 ✭✭fun bus


    the second one is hilarious!


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