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  • 18-02-2006 7:28pm
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    Jono96
    Closed Accounts Posts: 49 ✭Jono96


    Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
    Truthfully Tell Me Your Deapest Thoughts On This Question.
    For I Need Inspiration For My History Essay Jue In Tommorow.
    Please Help Me!!!!


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    #2
    Cynthia Small Bread
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Cynthia Small Bread


    Some tips for essays:
    Don't begin every word with a capital, and the word is "due". :|


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    #3
    Karoma
    Registered Users Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    bluewolf wrote:
    Some tips for essays:
    Don't begin every word with a capital, and the word is "due". :|

    http://img331.imageshack.us/img331/1057/pedant1ft.jpg


    OP: Seriously though... WTF!?


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    #4
    Jono96
    Closed Accounts Posts: 49 ✭Jono96


    hey, just because my pet penguin got its leg cut of by my lawnmower doesn't make me strange.


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    Cynthia Small Bread
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Cynthia Small Bread


    Jono96 wrote:
    hey, just because my pet penguin got its leg cut of by my lawnmower doesn't make me strange.
    Cut off.


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    Jono96
    Closed Accounts Posts: 49 ✭Jono96


    Hey your name should begin with a capital B.


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    Karoma
    Registered Users Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    I knew it was contagious..

    It's trailing off - not an omitting a sentance,etc. so,um, STFU :)


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    Cynthia Small Bread
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Cynthia Small Bread


    Jono96 wrote:
    Hey your name should begin with a capital B.
    Nah, it's not really a proper noun. I don't like it having a capital b anyway. Just one of my little quirks.

    Karoma: for bonus points, guess how many dots an ellipsis has? ;)


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    Jono96
    Closed Accounts Posts: 49 ✭Jono96


    See karoma is smart he began his name with a capital k


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    Jono96
    Closed Accounts Posts: 49 ✭Jono96


    An ellipis has 458.7 dots. found it in a fact book.


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    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,906 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Jono96 wrote:
    Truthfully Tell Me Your Deapest Thoughts On This Question.
    The Dali Lama goes into a pizzeria and the waiter askes what sort of pizza he wants. "make me one with everything"


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    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Jono96 wrote:
    Tell Me Your Deapest Thoughts On This Question.
    Deepest...

    "It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Martha cook up about a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at the Marineland says, "You can't throw chicken to the dolphins. They eat fish." Sure they eat fish, if that's all you give them. Man, wise up."


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    **Timbuk2**
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators Posts: 7,395 Mod ✭✭✭✭**Timbuk2**


    Jono96 wrote:
    Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
    Truthfully Tell Me Your Deapest Thoughts On This Question.
    For I Need Inspiration For My History Essay Jue In Tommorow.
    Please Help Me!!!!
    http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/lg-wtf-mug.jpg


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    Steoob
    Registered Users Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Steoob


    Jono96 wrote:
    hey, just because my pet penguin got its leg cut of by my lawnmower doesn't make me strange.
    stupidest new boardsie ever?


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    memphis
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    Jono96 wrote:
    Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
    Truthfully Tell Me Your Deapest Thoughts On This Question.
    For I Need Inspiration For My History Essay Jue In Tommorow.
    Please Help Me!!!!
    One word ......................................























    INSANITY


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    #16
    AngryBadger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,251 ✭✭✭AngryBadger


    Atari Jaguar?


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    #17
    Jono96
    Closed Accounts Posts: 49 ✭Jono96


    Steoob, if you i think i'm the stupidest new boardsie ever, well then....


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