Great Blonde Joke

xzanti · 20-02-2006 1:21pm #1

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's
finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a
rooster." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She
lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the
table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns
to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be
able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." He takes
her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of
tea, and then..." he said with a deep sigh, "Let's put all these Corn
Flakes
back in the box.> "> >

memphis · 20-02-2006 1:30pm

Lol

Ba_barbaraAnne · 20-02-2006 1:33pm

A blonde and a brunette both jump from a cliff at the same time.... who hits the ground first?

Ba_barbaraAnne · 20-02-2006 1:33pm

The brunette..... the blonde had to stop to ask for directions

Kojak · 20-02-2006 2:35pm

Good one.

TerrorFirmer · 20-02-2006 3:03pm

xzanti wrote:

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's
finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a
rooster." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She
lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the
table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns
to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be
able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." He takes
her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of
tea, and then..." he said with a deep sigh, "Let's put all these Corn
Flakes
back in the box.> "> >

Excellent. It's rare enough now to see a great blonde one that you haven't heard a million times before...

Ava · 20-02-2006 3:40pm

heard it before....except it was david beckham doing the puzzle and victoria pointed out that it was a box of frosties same general gist...

**Timbuk2** · 20-02-2006 7:41pm

I heard that one before but it is still funny the second time

:D

whiskeyman · 20-02-2006 11:41pm

The first one is a classic, but is probably best known for the Beckham / Frosties telling.

This one, though, is my favourite Blonde joke.

A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police car pulled her over and the officer walked up to the car.

The female police officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde's driver's license. The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman "What does a driver's license look like?"

Irritated, the blonde cop said "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!" The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small rectangular mirror down at the bottom.

She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license" and handed it to the policewoman.

The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said,
"You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all this hassle "