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We Needed Jack Bauer at that Riot on Saturday, Chuck was also required

  • 26-02-2006 2:44am
    #1
    Sparky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭


    I can just picture it, if the guns were allowed, Jack would go up to the scumbags, yes i know there were hundreds but we are talking about jack here :), and roar to leave the brick down, the petrol bomb and to stop looting or robbing cars. And give one of the scumbags a bullet, we could of done with jack, what ya reckon?
    :D


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  • #2
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Hmmm...

    This thread would be better if
    a) We substitute the words "Jack Bauer" with "Chuck Norris"
    and
    b) Put it in AH

    THEN it would be a truly great thread... As it is, it is merely amusing in an off-beat and throwaway form.

    /me waves hand in a dismissive manner


  • #3
    RobertFoster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,244 ✭✭✭RobertFoster


    I was thinking of Chuck Norris too. He'd have controlled the crowd without the need of the Gardaí. The first person to step out of line would have been round house kicked back into line. After that, no riot would have taken place.


  • #4
    Smurfpiss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 765 ✭✭✭Smurfpiss


    jack bauer...chuck norris...today had the potential to be like that ultimate showdown video. except we lacked all the cool people...


  • #5
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Smurfpiss wrote:
    jack bauer...chuck norris...today had the potential to be like that ultimate showdown video. except we lacked all the cool people...
    Yeah... Today's was just the groupies.
    No star names, no class, no talent, no staying power...

    Kinda sums up our capitalist corporate consumer culture... (ooooh alliteration a cuattro)


  • #6
    Sparky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    ah but you see jack bauer could team up with chuck and they as in the scum would be illimated rather quickly.

    Scumbag one gos for the petrol, chuck appears suddenly and lifts the leg to wollop him with it, then jack shoots the petrol and sets the scumbag on fire


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  • #7
    Rockerette
    Closed Accounts Posts: 887 ✭✭✭Rockerette


    can you imagine....
    being there on O'Connoll St in the middle of it all, and next thing you hear that familiar "theres no time!!!" and you turn to see Jack jumping off the top of the GPO or something.

    pure class.


  • #8
    Sparky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    Rockerette wrote:
    can you imagine....
    being there on O'Connoll St in the middle of it all, and next thing you hear that familiar "theres no time!!!" and you turn to see Jack jumping off the top of the GPO or something.

    pure class.

    then ahhhhhh my car.

    Your going to talk now scumbag.


  • #9
    FunkyChicken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,067 ✭✭✭FunkyChicken


    *cringe*


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