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  • 26-02-2006 5:36am
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    dinjo
    Registered Users Posts: 270 ✭✭


    Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in his left eyelid since young. Fred has a splitting headache and asks Joe to go get some aspirins. Half an hour later Joe comes back with a dozen packets of condoms.

    "I asked you to get me aspirins, not condoms."

    "Yeah, I went to a dozen drug stores, but have you ever tried asking for aspirin with a tic in your eye?"


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    scallywag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭scallywag


    Lol, i'd get midly annoyed at you posting so many separate threads if I didn't love these jokes!


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    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,224 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Thats brilliant!

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    Steoob
    Registered Users Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Steoob


    i dont get it?????


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    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    Steoob wrote:
    i dont get it?????
    I'm going to kill the joke here, but he has something in his eye so he winks at the shop keeper unwillingly. sorta like "I'd like some aspirin" *wink wink*


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    Steoob
    Registered Users Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Steoob


    still dont get it lol


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    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,224 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    *laughs in superiority*

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    spudington16
    Registered Users Posts: 786 ✭✭✭spudington16


    ScienceNerd wrote:
    *laughs in superiority*

    To be frank, the funniest thing about this entire thread is that someone called "ScienceNerd" got a condom joke before someone else!!! :D Good times!


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    Steoob
    Registered Users Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Steoob


    i dont get it!!!! lol


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    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    Steoob wrote:
    i dont get it!!!! lol
    oh you'd better'd be taking the piss!!!

    the pharmasist thinks yer man wants condoms instead of aspirin, but is too shy to ask for them.


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    Steoob
    Registered Users Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Steoob


    o right....see i thought that but i said to myself "thats not funny that cant be it..." o well


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    Hobart
    Registered Users Posts: 4,839 ✭✭✭Hobart


    spudington16 wrote:
    To be frank, the funniest thing about this entire thread is that someone called "ScienceNerd" got a condom joke before someone else!!! :D Good times!
    Nah!! The funniest thing about this thread has been Steoob inability to get the joke tbh. Naive but funny!!


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    Steoob
    Registered Users Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Steoob


    i got the "joke" i just didn't think it could be that non funny


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