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the mortition's assistant

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  • 26-02-2006 5:40am
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    dinjo
    Registered Users Posts: 270 ✭✭


    The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and was aproached by his assistant.

    "Anything interesting happen over-night", asked the mortitian. "Yes", replied the assistant, "The most gorgeous 18 year-old blond came in last night. Dead of course"

    "What was the cause of death", enquired the mortition.

    "I'm not sure",replied the assistant. "But she's got a Prawn stuck up her ****!"

    "Are you sure", said the Mortitian.

    "Yes, come and have a look for yourself" ,said the assistant opening the body bag.

    The mortitian closely examined the beautifuly trimmed snatch.

    "That's not a prawn you stupid wanker", he responded, "That's her clitoris"

    "Are you sure", said the assisitant, "'Cos it certainly tasted like a prawn".


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