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The wife left me.

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  • 26-02-2006 8:18am
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    I don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses, I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker maybe a few pints at the weekend. Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day she came home from grocery shopping and when I looked at the receipt and saw €45 in makeup.
    I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"
    She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."
    I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"

    I don't think she'll be back.


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