Poker Player

Sharp

Two couples were playing cards one evening. John
accidentally dropped
some cards on the floor. When he
bent down under the table to pick them up, he
noticed that Bill's wife
Sue wasn't wearing any panties!
Shocked by this John, hit his head on the table
and emerged red-faced.



Later, when John went to the kitchen to get some
refreshments, Bill's
wife followed and asked, "Did you
see anything that you liked under there?"



Surprised by her boldness, John courageously
admitted that, indeed he
had.



She said, "You can have it but it will cost you
$500."



After taking a moment to assess the financial as
well as the moral
costs of her offer, John indicates that
he is indeed interested. She tells him that since
her husband Bill
works Friday afternoons that he should
be at her house Friday around 2:00.



When Friday rolls around, John shows up at Bill's
house for the planned
rendezvous with Sue. After
paying the agreed $500, they proceeded to the
bedroom and close their
sexual transaction. John, quite
satisfied, quickly dressed and left. As usual,
Bill came home from
work
at 6:00 PM and entered the
house, asking his wife, "Did John come by the
house this afternoon?"



A little flustered, she answered, "Why yes, he did
stop by for a few
minutes this afternoon." Her heart
nearly skipped a beat when her husband asked,
"And did he give you
$500?" In fear, she assumed that
somehow he had found out, but after mustering up
her best poker face,
replied, "Well, yes, in fact he
did give me $500."



Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised
his wife by saying,
"Good, I was hoping he did. John
came by the office this morning and borrowed $500
from me. He promised
me he would stop by the
house this afternoon on his way home and pay it
back."



NOW THAT'S A POKER PLAYER!

Zapp Brannigan

Been on here before but its still funny.

no leaf clover

lmao, absolute classic!!!!