the aristocrats

daithimac

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

In walks Chuck Norris and he roundhouse kicks the talent agent in the face.

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

Basq

Heard it!

bobk

eh?

xzanti

bobk wrote:

eh?

My thoughts exactly

Chopperdog

I think you might have to be ''Special'' to get the jist of that one.....:rolleyes:

Ste.phen

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Aristocrats

daithimac

I fell on the floor laughing when I read that first. an aristocrats joke is usually the sickest thibg you will ever read this one throws you off so I love it

Maximilian

Anyone see the movie-documentary?

Dooom

Roffle.

There's a video somewhere that has a ton of comedians doing their version of the Aristocrats joke, I'll post up the link if I can find it.

Hobbes

You can find cartman doing his version on youtube. I won't post a link as it was the single most disturbing thing I have ever listened to.