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Dead or alive: the movie

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  • 28-02-2006 12:13pm
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    December Son
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    Oh god. This looks...abysmal
    http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3148357
    i mean we knew it would be bad, but this looks like Uwe Boll inspired levels of new suckage pioneering.
    First off: Wheres the breasts?!
    Second: Wheres the goddamn breasts??


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    Big Nelly
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    The first and second picture look ;like they are out of a cheap cartoon


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    Mr E
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    The trailer is out too.... it looks terrible!

    http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=7893


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    BLITZ_Molloy
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    Yup.. I could be terrible in a Mortal Kombat: The Movie sort of way though. If they just leave out any plot and character development and have some good fight scenes and lots of totty.


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    December Son
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    If anything, the trailer makes the game look WORSE than the still photos! Good grief...ayanes hair looks like a bad wig, kasumi has (what sounded like) an american accent, and i didnt see ONE pair of comically oversized jiggling breasts.
    Youd wonder how you could go so wrong with a movie where hot women beat the tar out of each other in skimpy outfits...but somehow, they managed to balls it up.


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    madrab
    Registered Users Posts: 3,892 ✭✭✭madrab


    December Son wrote:
    Oh god. This looks...abysmal
    http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3148357
    i mean we knew it would be bad, but this looks like Uwe Boll inspired levels of new suckage pioneering.
    First off: Wheres the breasts?!
    Second: Wheres the goddamn breasts??
    i concure where are the bouncing orbs of wonder?


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    Jimi-Spandex
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,199 ✭✭✭Jimi-Spandex


    For some reason I thought this thread was going to be about Takashi Miike's Dead or Alive , which is a good movie.

    Not this which looks woeful. Although Jaime Pressly is in it. Who has nice tits. Which I'm sure a quick google image search will confirm.....


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    evad_lhorg
    Registered Users Posts: 5,889 ✭✭✭evad_lhorg


    there is a BIG difference between nice tits and massive tits;)


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    madrab
    Registered Users Posts: 3,892 ✭✭✭madrab


    evad_lhorg wrote:
    there is a BIG difference between nice tits and massive tits;)
    BIG & important difference :D


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    Jimi-Spandex
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,199 ✭✭✭Jimi-Spandex


    evad_lhorg wrote:
    there is a BIG difference between nice tits and massive tits;)


    True. True.

    I stand corrected, or rather not stand, but sit awkwardly. :p


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    monkeyfudge
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    If only Russ Meyer was still alive... he'd have done a proper job on this film.


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    Laguna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,639 ✭✭✭Laguna


    I looked at the stills of this film from one of the links above, it looks plop tbh. I'd like to see a close up of the chick playing Kasumi to see if she's cute or not!, anyway there seems to be a lot of white girls in the stills of the movie and if my memory serves me correctly, there's only one white girl in the DOA universe (Tina)?, who are these others?..


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