Fr Ted Outtakes? [And many OT Fr Ted Quotes]!

djmarkus

Ah ted, we had to strip her of her title, we found out she was in a film called stallion farm, i heard it was a bit rude

LundiMardi

Dougal: Ted, you forgot yer brick!!!

Dougal: Ah sorry Ted, it was a 6

I dunno: Well well well, what a pretty picture Father Crilly has painted

American Priest: Those girls would be in their 20's now

Milkman: I forgot me feckn trousers!

Passerby: I hear you're a racist now father

LundiMardi

the boxset is my most prized possesion!:)

djmarkus

How about i'll go and make tea, and you take off your bra

djmarkus

My lovely horse, running
through the field,
Where are you going with
your fetlocks blowing in the
wind?
I want to shower you with
sugarlumps,
And ride you over fences,
Polish your hooves every
single day,
And bring you to the horse
dentist.

My lovely horse,
You're a pony no more,
Running around with a man
on your back,
Like a train in the night (yeah)
Like a train in the night.

The Bollox

djmarkus wrote:

How about i'll go and make tea, and you take off your bra

<b>Niamh:</b> don't call me a little girl, I've sold 10,000,000 records

<b>Larry:</b> oh, ha ha ha ha (goes back talking to Ted)

djmarkus

My lovely horse, running
through the field,
Where are you going with
your fetlocks blowing in the
wind?
I want to shower you with
sugarlumps,
And ride you over fences,
Polish your hooves every
single day,
And bring you to the horse
dentist.

My lovely horse,
You're a pony no more,
Running around with a man
on your back,
Like a train in the night (yeah)
Like a train in the night.

Scoops

Ted: Hello, is that the Yin dynasty? Family! sorry, the Yin family!

Scoops

The genius that is Father Fintan Stack -

Father Stack: what are we watchin?

Father Ken: we're lookin at the sports day

Father Stack: lot's of young fellas running around in shorts. thats the kind of thing you like looking at.
(to other priest) and i bet you like looking at that too. only your probaly imagining what they'd look like without shorts. your sitting there imagining that with a big smile on your face. you dirty fecker.

Ted: father stack if your trying to embarrass us your not succeeding

Father Stack: yes i am

Father Rory: well i have to say i think your a very rude man

Father Stack: if you ever say that to me again i'll put your head through the wall

Basq

"... Bye girls! Pair a ****!"

djmarkus

God this threads off the rails totally lol

Scoops

basquille wrote:

"... Bye girls! Pair a ****!"

LOL

carpothepunk

*Jack in dream*....More wawwwwter:D

limerick_man

haha, yay.. thank you!
We used some fr. ted quotes on the show.. brilliant that site was sooo useful!
If you wanna check ut the show in question its th fired.tk audio entertainment show... www.fired.tk, its a comedy 30 min show which is streamed on that sit, please check it out and tell your friends!
The first show has a great interview with Kevin Keogh for Des Bishops Joy in the hood!

Ruu_Old

the chinese episode was great, with the slideshow..ted crilly..not a racist flickering back and forth. i think this calls for my wallpapers i made a while ago, enjoy

Ted: JUST PLAY THE F***ING NOTE!!!

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Bishop Brennan: You will address me by my proper title, you little bollocks!

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Dougal: (trying to pray) Hail Mary who art in heaven.......
Ted: Hallowed.
Dougal: Oh yeah. Hallowed Be....
Ted: Thy Name...
Dougal: Papa Don't Preach........
Ted: Dougal, you know you can praise the lord with sleep.
Dougal: Really Ted? You can praise him in lots of ways, like that time you said that I could praise him just by leaving the room.
Ted: Yes, that was a good one !

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Father Ted Wallpapers

Ri_Nollaig

"bishops love sci-fi!"
"no sign of them yet ted" - as they are sitting down behind him

carpothepunk

Dougal- As you know Ted,i can be very cynical.

Dougal(in speed 3)- IM A PRIEST AGAIN!

Ted(speaking to dougal)- Dougal,how exactly did you become a priest?Was it a collect ten crisp wrappers and become a priest promotion?

byte

Thread has been renamed, as very little is to do with the original post. As I've had no complaints, I decided not to close it. Besides, some great quotes in there!

nachos

"The Chinese; one of the niggest communist parties in the world and in my opinion the best!"

Gets me every time!

Jerichoholic

"Is there anything that can be said for sayin' another Mass?"

"God I love sayin' Mass"

The Bollox

one of the best lines where yer wan is going on about how Craggy Island will be infested with pimps and whores, and how it will be like Boyz In The Hood. I can't remember exactly what she said, so I am leaving it for someone else to fill it in. always cracks me up

elurhs

Mrs. Kileen: "A gang of young fellas broke into Mr. Sweeney's, tied him up and made him wear a bra and womens knickers!"

Mrs. Doyle: "Did you know that's the fourth case of forced transvestism involving Mr. Sweeney in the past year?"

Stench Blossoms

carpothepunk wrote:

Ted(speaking to dougal)- Dougal,how exactly did you become a priest?Was it a collect ten crisp wrappers and become a priest promotion?

haha what episode was that in?

djmarkus

As you know Ted,i can be very cynical

No repeat quotes!

tvnutz

Dougal: "Look Ted,the table is so dirty, I can write my name on it"

Ted: Ehh, There's a "G" in Dougal.

carpothepunk

orla wrote:

haha what episode was that in?

Gah!cant remember,ill watch them all tonight and reply:)

The exact qoute was "Dougal, how did you get into the church in the first place? Was it,. like, 'collect 12 crisp packets and become a priest?"