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Onestone

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  • 07-03-2006 11:17am
    #1
    shannonxx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32 ✭


    This was his Indian name because he had only one testicle. After years
    and years of this torment Onestone cracked and said, "If
    anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got around
    and nobody called him onestone any more.

    Then one day a young girl forgot and said, "Good morning Onestone." He
    jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the
    forest, where he shagged her all day, he shagged her all night, he
    shagged her all the next day, until she died from exhaustion.

    The word got around that Onestone meant business.

    Years went by until a woman returned to the village after many years
    away. She was overjoyed when she saw onestone and hugged him and said,
    "Good to see you onestone." Again, Onestone grabbed her and took her
    deep into the forest where he shagged her all day, shagged her all
    night, shagged her all the next day, shagged her all the next night, but
    she wouldn't die!

    What is the moral of the story?







    Wait for it

























    Keep going

























    You can't kill two birds with one stone


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