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Old Couple

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  • 10-03-2006 11:06am
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    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,439 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    An elderly couple visit McDonalds. He orders one hamburger, one order
    of french fries and one drink.
    The old man unwraps the plain hamburger and carefully cuts it in half.
    He places one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counts out
    the french fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placing one
    pile in front of his wife.
    He takes a sip of the drink, his wife takes a sip and then sets the
    cup
    down between them. As he begins to eat his few bites of hamburger, the
    people around them keep looking over and whispering.
    You could tell they were thinking, That poor old couple - all they can
    afford is one meal for the two of them."
    As the man begins to eat his fries a young man comes to the table. He
    politely offers to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man
    says they are just fine - they are used to sharing everything.
    The surrounding people notice the little old lady hasn't eaten a bite.
    She sits there watching her husband eat and occasionally takes turns
    sipping the drink.
    Again the young man comes over and begs them to let him buy another
    meal
    for them. This time the old woman says "No, thank you, we are used to
    sharing everything."
    As the old man finishes and is wiping his faceneatly with the napkin,
    the young man again comes over to the little old lady who has yet to
    eat a single bite of food and asks "What is it you are waiting for?"


    She answers....






    (This is great)















    "THE TEETH."


Comments

  • Registered Users Posts: 861 ✭✭✭Wavey


    i likey:D


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,224 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Fcuking brilliant!!!!:D:D:D

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Good one, xzanti. :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    I rofled to that one. Excellent!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Ha, very good. :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 52 ✭✭koolkat


    That is a classic. My side is sore from laughing:D :D:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,919 ✭✭✭✭Mimikyu


    This post has been deleted.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭Töpher


    Excellent! Just ROFL'd in work :eek: oops!


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,739 ✭✭✭BigEejit


    I liked that a lot ... :D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 936 ✭✭✭N90user


    hehehe :D


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