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more bash quotes - not so great

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  • 10-03-2006 11:26pm
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    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,906 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    #622750 +(213)- [X]
    <@jjsff8&gt; I wanna find a girl who loves me for my money, but doesnt understand math.


    #622562 +(181)- [X]
    <minadein> so my materials lecturer at uni is like
    <minadein> "this year we will be focusing on failure"
    <minadein> "for those who are repeating the subject, this will be new to you"


    #621695 +(475)- [X]
    Marumekomu> This silence is far from golden
    <Marumekomu> that reminds me, I need a shower


    #621572 +(462)- [X]
    [sp00n06] i don't get math
    [vinyard] you get even?
    [sp00n06] ??


    #621255 +(-208)- [X]
    (+RossH) I don't get tested....I just f**k women.....and tell them I have aids......when they freak out....go get tested and call me crying from joy because they are clean I know I passed
    (+RossH) I'm cheap


    #621029 +(865)- [X]
    Walbanger: i got the greatest pick-up line ever
    Walbanger: But i cant tell you because you're a girl
    nekofairy: ...
    nekofairy: Harvey, are you gay?


    #621022 +(1901)- [X]
    <Andrew> woot
    <Andrew> I just used my mastercard for the first time
    <Andrew> I'm a man now.
    <debian_> what u buy
    <Andrew> purse


    #620757 +(30)- [X]
    Mizz0Spiegel: There were so many southerners in florida
    Shinigaami: Uhh, maybe that's because Florida's in the south.


    #620218 +(533)- [X]
    [PlatypusMan] You're cluttering the chat.
    [PlatypusMan] It's like littering on a highway.
    [PlatypusMan] Somewhere an e-indian is crying.


    #619711 +(870)- [X]
    <Bowstring> Notice how people always associate mental people with carrying knives? If they were really mental they'd try to stab people with a hoover or something.


    #618750 +(767)- [X]
    <Fong Pei> So... today in class, we were playing with voice recognition on a power book.
    <Fong Pei> Someone told it "Computer, destroy the world as we know it"
    <Fong Pei> Right after that was said... someone else's laptop finishes booting up and plays the windows sound...
    <Fong Pei> whole class bursted out laughing


    #618717 +(244)- [X]
    <C@^^31> data mining is a lucrative business, my uncle founded Datatown over near Silicon Valley back in '49
    <C@^^31> died of the 01001lung


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    Zapp Brannigan
    Registered Users Posts: 8,326 ✭✭✭Zapp Brannigan


    lol at the e-indian one!!


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    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,101 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    #602223 +(948)- [X]

    (TarAldarion) just a bit shocked that my roommate is pregnant
    (Ruu) was it a shock to her also?
    (TarAldarion) dunno yet
    (TarAldarion) havnt talked to her
    (TarAldarion) read her blog

    :v:

    I like the purse one :)


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