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Chuck Norris

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  • #2
    **Timbuk2**
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators Posts: 7,395 Mod ✭✭✭✭**Timbuk2**


    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054901614

    You also have a post at the end of it :rolleyes:


  • #3
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    ctyi ain't standard boards fare(sp?)

    mmkay?


  • #4
    mukki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,669 ✭✭✭mukki


    blonde!


  • #5
    Feral Mutant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 950 ✭✭✭Feral Mutant


    It was Chuck Norris' birthday on Friday.


  • #6
    Twinkle-star15
    Registered Users Posts: 392 ✭✭Twinkle-star15


    Happy birthday to him!


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  • #7
    Jack Lynch
    Registered Users Posts: 448 ✭✭Jack Lynch


    It was also Osama Bin Laden's birthday.

    I dont think that's a coincidence


  • #8
    Raphael
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    Well, y'see, that's because osama bin laden is chuck norrises anti-particle


  • #9
    smiley_knees
    Registered Users Posts: 655 ✭✭✭smiley_knees


    **Timbuk2** wrote:
    You also have a post at the end of it :rolleyes:
    Aye, I know. I posted it.
    However, many a nerd didn't see it thus my reposting it in this form:rolleyes:


  • #10
    Anto and Moe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 202 ✭✭Anto and Moe


    Is there any material (not derrived from particles of chuck himself) which could be strong enough to have his beard carved from it?


  • #11
    Raphael
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    Adamantium. But it'd be an inferior copy.

    And why is your sig so gorram big?


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  • #12
    smiley_knees
    Registered Users Posts: 655 ✭✭✭smiley_knees


    Coz you touch yourself at night/Coz of Tara's ma/Coz u r ghey!!!111one

    All perfectly plausible reasons ;)


  • #13
    freakydeadgirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 143 ✭✭freakydeadgirl


    Chuck Norris likes kintting sweaters if by "knitting" you mean kicking and by "sweaters" you mean a$$.

    The only reason why Chuk Norris sleeps with men is because he has run out of women.


  • #14
    Piste
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris could roundhouse kick you yesterday.


  • #15
    TalkISCheap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 400 ✭✭TalkISCheap


    And you'd feel the impact last week...


  • #16
    smiley_knees
    Registered Users Posts: 655 ✭✭✭smiley_knees


    freakydeadgirl wrote:
    Chuck Norris likes kintting sweaters if by "knitting" you mean kicking and by "sweaters" you mean a$$.
    Heh, I thought sweaters meant babies... ;)
    On the video thing he really did pick all the crap ones. He mentioned nothing about having sex with many women...:(


  • #17
    the evil lime
    Registered Users Posts: 356 ✭✭the evil lime


    Chuck has a forum now

    In case ye wanted to know


  • #18
    smiley_knees
    Registered Users Posts: 655 ✭✭✭smiley_knees


    It was an eventuality! Can't see it lasting too long though.


  • #19
    Piste
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    It'll end up like the Hoff Forum.


  • #20
    smiley_knees
    Registered Users Posts: 655 ✭✭✭smiley_knees


    I know not of this fabled Hoff forum, nor do I want to! Or do I...? *does mystical dance*


  • #21
    Piste
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    Eet is ze mystery of ze dance!


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