How much are you worth?

Tar.Aldarion · 14-03-2006 4:35pm #1

www.humanforsale.com

I am interested in buying some people on boards. Please fill out this form and let me know how much I will have to pay for you.
I think people should be ranked on what they are worth in monetary terms and in those terms alone. What do you think?
Is there a price you would place on a human?
What would make somebody worth more to you?
Is there a price you would place on yourself?

EDIT: Happy Steak and Blowjob Day everybody!

Beruthiel · 14-03-2006 4:40pm

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

I think people should be ranked on what they are worth in monetary terms and in those terms alone. What do you think??

I think, if you think that, you're an idiot.....

14-03-2006 4:41pm

You are worth exactly $1,795,134 =(

Tar.Aldarion · 14-03-2006 4:44pm

Beruthiel wrote:

I think, if you think that, you're an idiot.....

Quiet you. I'm trying to oust people for my ignore list.

I'll take one bluewolf at asking price.

The_Conductor · 14-03-2006 4:47pm

<a href="http://www.humanforsale.com" title="How much am I worth?">I am worth $2,261,130 on HumanForSale.com</a>

Beruthiel · 14-03-2006 4:48pm

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

Quiet you. I'm trying to oust people for my ignore list.

and you think this is helping?!

Kermitt · 14-03-2006 4:53pm

I am worth $1,989,050

A bit measly really. Thought a person would be worth more than that. Meh!

Really though - No price for a person - Just their shopping bill!!

Pythia · 14-03-2006 4:54pm

$2,383,414.

connundrum · 14-03-2006 5:01pm

You are worth exactly $2,167,258.. ono

MonkeyTennis · 14-03-2006 5:09pm

around 2.5million. Anyone lend me a tenner?

el tel · 14-03-2006 5:09pm

I'm worth $2,584,468.

I think I'll trade myself in against a helicopter.

delly · 14-03-2006 5:11pm

$1,972,156

Femelade · 14-03-2006 5:11pm

I am worth $2,083,576 on HumanForSale.com

Tar.Aldarion · 14-03-2006 5:15pm

You will now be given your rankings in my eyes. >_>
Hopefully boards will implement this as a standard procedure and it shall go like this.

Femmy
Registered User

Join Date: May 2005
Location: corcaigh
Posts: 1,139
Worth:$2,083,576
Blog | Friends

You are a number, you are not a person.

ferdi · 14-03-2006 5:21pm

i'm only worth 1.8million

Rhyme · 14-03-2006 5:31pm

$2,705,068...

Im not exactly about to sell myself though...

biko · 14-03-2006 5:32pm

$1,923,030
I'm not free but I'm cheap...

constitutionus · 14-03-2006 5:41pm

1,843,056. and thats in dollars:rolleyes: ah well least i dont have to worry about spam. used a old co opted email address so some poor buggers gonna learn a lot about me:D

kaimera · 14-03-2006 5:44pm

1,713.170 XPT

Heh.

Attol · 14-03-2006 5:45pm

$1,429,030

I'm not worth very much

ambro25 · 14-03-2006 5:48pm

What hogsh1t :rolleyes:

Excerpts-

Weight: 175 lbs $0
Profession: Legal $0
Alcohol: Occasionally $0
Divorced: No $0
Gamble: Never $0

Really makes you wonder about the values underpinning that survey :mad:

Kernel · 14-03-2006 5:49pm

Pink FLoyd said it best:

Money, get away.
Get a good job with good pay and you’re okay.
Money, it’s a gas.
Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash.
New car, caviar, four star daydream,
Think I’ll buy me a football team.

Money, get back.
I’m all right jack keep your hands off of my stack.
Money, it’s a hit.
Don’t give me that do goody good bull****.
I’m in the high-fidelity first class traveling set
And I think I need a lear jet.

Money, it’s a crime.
Share it fairly but don’t take a slice of my pie.
Money, so they say
Is the root of all evil today.
But if you ask for a raise it’s no surprise that they’re
Giving none away.