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Supermarket Blonde

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  • 15-03-2006 3:41pm
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    Gilgamesh
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    A guy is in a queue at the supermarket when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.
    He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and, although familiar, he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "sorry, do you know me?"

    She replies " I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children".

    His mind shoots back to the one and only time he had been unfaithful.

    "Christ" he says. "Are you that stripogram on my stag night that I shagged on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my a*se?

    "No" she replies, "I'm your son's English teacher."


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    xzanti
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    Classic :D


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    GLaDOS
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    hah :p

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    **Timbuk2**
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    hehe :D


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    Dutchology
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    ...still laughing....haha :D


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    Kojak
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    Lol :D:D


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    admiralofthefleet
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    good old roy chubby brown:D


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    Plug
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    gutted!:D


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    Car Mad
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    he he :) dont tell the boy :(


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    Insect Overlord
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    oh god that is horrible! I love it!


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    Mad Dog
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    Haha :D:D


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    wba88
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    gr8! :)


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