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The Department of Lung Cancer: Lost Souls and Shattered Dreams

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    #152
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Blush_01 wrote:
    The question is, however - did he get there before you? How did you copyright it? Ooh, lets go to court!:D
    Such insightful knowledge of the intricacies of the Republic's copyright law, allied with your latent argumentativeness, makes me very keen on you being my Counsel in the up-and-coming legal battle!!!:D

    So how many are coming to the Porterhouse on Thursday so far, doesn't seem to be a huge crowd, judging from the stickied thread...


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    #153
    Blush_01
    Registered Users Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    Won't be in Dublin on Thursday night. :(

    As for the representation thing: let's discuss my fee... :p


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    #154
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Blush_01 wrote:
    Won't be in Dublin on Thursday night. :(

    As for the representation thing: let's discuss my fee... :p


    I have the best legal team in the world... Smith and Wesson!!!!


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    #155
    anonymous_joe
    Registered Users Posts: 9,255 ✭✭✭anonymous_joe


    A trainee barrister, (devil to the masses) gets minimum wage normally...

    (If even)


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    #156
    Riamfada
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    i like Enda's idea.


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    #157
    boneless
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    Grimes wrote:
    i like Enda's idea.


    Which one? S+W or the virgin kit for ferdi?


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    #158
    Stabshauptmann
    Registered Users Posts: 4,885 ✭✭✭Stabshauptmann


    anyone about the place tomorrow?


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    #159
    Blush_01
    Registered Users Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    Shup Joe, I know that. I did work experience with both solicitors and barristers in TY. One poor Devil was involved in what looked like it could possibly have been his first case. The poor guy was so nervous! And then there's all the legal books you have to keep up to date and subscriptions you have to keep updated so they send you amendments to laws so you can update the books... mental! They actually print the frickin' things in little folders so you can just remove the irrelevant bits and replace them with the up-to-date information. Smart! So for your first few years as a barrister, you're very likely to make a loss, all things considered. But you get it all back eventually.

    Anyway, I'll do this one pro bono. But that's just because I'm in a generous mood this evening/morning. Plus, I like saying pro bono.


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    #160
    Chinafoot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,894 ✭✭✭Chinafoot


    Shall be in early tomorrow (well I say early, I mean around 11-ish) so if anyone is around for a coffee break be sure to give me a buzz.


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    #161
    anonymous_joe
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    Blush_01 wrote:
    Shup Joe, I know that. I did work experience with both solicitors and barristers in TY. One poor Devil was involved in what looked like it could possibly have been his first case. The poor guy was so nervous! And then there's all the legal books you have to keep up to date and subscriptions you have to keep updated so they send you amendments to laws so you can update the books... mental! They actually print the frickin' things in little folders so you can just remove the irrelevant bits and replace them with the up-to-date information. Smart! So for your first few years as a barrister, you're very likely to make a loss, all things considered. But you get it all back eventually.

    Anyway, I'll do this one pro bono. But that's just because I'm in a generous mood this evening/morning. Plus, I like saying pro bono.

    Ah I know. If I go down that road, I'll be horribly in debt to the parents... :(


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    #162
    Blush_01
    Registered Users Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    Or you could get loans, service the minimum on the debt, and get through. Living at home would help, if that's possible.


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    #163
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I prefer this thread to all others. It's got soul.

    There is too much negativity on this forum at the moment....:)


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    #164
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    boneless wrote:
    There is too much negativity on this forum at the moment....:)
    Agreed.

    Come, let us spread joy and inebriation to all the good UCD boardsies!

    ...

    Or maybe not.


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    #165
    Hermione*
    Registered Users Posts: 14,983 ✭✭✭✭Hermione*


    SebtheBum wrote:
    Come, let us spread joy and inebriation to all the good UCD boardsies!

    ...

    Or maybe not.

    Some of us have finals. Maybe not indeed. There's no point, you'd only fail ;)


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    #166
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Sure I'm just gonna fail anyway - at least this way I'll be a spectacular failure!

    18.6% is my lowest tally (Politics, 2nd yr Summer Exams)

    Time to beat that score! 15% or under!

    Fetch the memory-eraser (absinth)...


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    #167
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I still prefer this thread to all others.


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    #168
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    It is the Rolls Royce of UCD threads, no doubt about it.


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    #169
    Blush_01
    Registered Users Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    Seb's head is gonna be naked, Seb's head is gonna be naked, la la la la la la la, Seb's head is gonna be naked!


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    #170
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Anyone who hasn't donated yet...

    COUGH UP THE DOUGH, YOU MISERABLE SELFISH SCROUNGERS!!!

    Ahem.

    Any donations will be gratefully and appreciatively received...


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    #171
    The_Minister
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    SebtheBum wrote:
    Anyone who hasn't donated yet...

    COUGH UP THE DOUGH, YOU MISERABLE SELFISH SCROUNGERS!!!

    Ahem.

    Any donations will be gratefully and appreciatively received...
    Just give me your bank account details and pin number and I will give you a big donation


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    #172
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Did I mention that I'm still drunk? Well, I am!


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    #173
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    I spent 5 consecutive hours at the Department of Lung Cancer: Lost Souls and Shattered Dreams (DoLC:LSaSD) on Wednesday. Truly, it was a historic experience. I was the only constant - other ppl kept flitting along and away again, while I maintained my stubborn anti-studying stance in defiance of all those who would attempt to encourage me to learn! HURRAH!

    P.S. On an entirely unrelated note, I have not studied a jot and am screwed for the exams. HELP!


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    #174
    Villaricos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 212 ✭✭Villaricos


    time well spent then Seb! how come you always say you have to go to the library when I come out to talk to ya then huh? answer me that one!


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    #175
    boneless
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    Villaricos wrote:
    time well spent then Seb! how come you always say you have to go to the library when I come out to talk to ya then huh? answer me that one!


    It's a self defence mechanism. He really wants to get naked and dance in front of you. I've had that effect on him too. He's so cute I wanna bring him home an' let him live in the space under my stairs.

    Did I tell you I'm still drunk?


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    #176
    arbeitsscheuer
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    You may be drunk old chum but you continue to have an astonishing grasp of my deep-seated inner desires, it must be said.

    Sorry, did I say "astonishing"? I meant "mistaken".


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    #177
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    You want my babies. I know you do!!


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    #178
    Blush_01
    Registered Users Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    How is the DoLC doing these days? Too far from the library to be well populated, or the perfect sly smoking spot?


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    #179
    elmyra
    Registered Users Posts: 1,755 ✭✭✭elmyra


    Whenever I go by there's no boardsies there! I bet you all hide cos you hate me....don't think I don't notice the looks....:(


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    #180
    Hermione*
    Registered Users Posts: 14,983 ✭✭✭✭Hermione*


    Last time I was there I had to save my b/f from boneless ... they were far too close together for me liking! ;)


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    #181
    boneless
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    Hermione* wrote:
    Last time I was there I had to save my b/f from boneless ... they were far too close together for me liking! ;)


    He's too cute... I can't resist him :)


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