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  • 21-03-2006 9:14pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 144 ✭✭


    We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:

    :) means a smile and

    :( is a frown.

    Sometimes these are represented by

    :-)

    :-(

    Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"

    Here goes:

    (_!_) a regular ass

    (__!__) a fat ass

    (!) a tight ass

    (_*_) a sore ass


    {_!_} a swishy ass


    (_o_) an ass that's been around


    (_x_) kiss my ass


    (_X_) leave my ass alone


    (_zzz_) a tired ass


    (_E=mc2_) a smart ass


    (_$_) Money coming out of his ass


    (_?_) Dumb Ass


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  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators Posts: 7,395 Mod ✭✭✭✭**Timbuk2**


    There good :)


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,224 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    OP=(_?_)

    Just messin, pretty good

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 397 ✭✭Chopperdog


    Yep, nice to see something different. :)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    There good :)
    They are.

    They are = they're.
    More over, they are old, boring and not funny.


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Ok :)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    sinecurea wrote:
    They are.

    They are = they're.
    More over, they are old, boring and not funny.


    kind of needlessly hostile there sinecurea


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    kind of needlessly hostile there sinecurea
    It's morning, I haven't had my coffee yet. More to the point, I hate the fact that people abuse English through pure laziness. Somebody else will now look at that and learn the incorrect use of "there".



    ...but I stand by the fact that I think it's crap. Maybe seeing them repeatedly for 5 years hasn't helped.


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,224 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    sinecurea wrote:
    It's morning, I haven't had my coffee yet. More to the point, I hate the fact that people abuse English through pure laziness. Somebody else will now look at that and learn the incorrect use of "there".



    ...but I stand by the fact that I think it's crap. Maybe seeing them repeatedly for 5 years hasn't helped.


    Gee, your right at home in the humour forum:rolleyes:

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Registered Users Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    Gee, your right at home in the humour forum:rolleyes:


    Gee, YOU'RE right at home in the humour forum:rolleyes:








    sorry


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,182 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    sinecurea wrote:
    More over...


    Moreover. Ya don't mind being corrected, do ya? :D


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