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French brothel

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  • 22-03-2006 11:10am
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    Oriel
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    I may as well get this in before I'm banned or something.

    Paddy's from Cork, he takes a weeks holiday to Paris by himself. He goes into the finest brothel in town and slaps down €1000 and says
    "Gimmie your ugliest girl and a bacon sandwich please!"
    The madamme replies "Sir, for that money you could have the finest girl we have, and a three course meal!".
    Paddy replies "You don't understand, I'm feeling homesick."


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    RotalicaV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 620 ✭✭✭RotalicaV


    Wow, that's about as funny as cancer.


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    #3
    Oriel
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    From Cork by any chance?


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    Zander Lively Sabotage
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Zander Lively Sabotage


    That's not funny.

    And no, I'm not from cork


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    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    How's that supposed to be funny? :confused:


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    mickymg2003
    Closed Accounts Posts: 990 ✭✭✭mickymg2003


    Meh...twas alright.


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    Steoob
    Registered Users Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Steoob


    haha that was funny whats wrong with ye?


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    c - 13
    Registered Users Posts: 5,584 ✭✭✭c - 13


    Not too bad in fairness ....


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    biko
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    /writes down apparent price of hoors.

    "I'll be back later lads" :D


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    AngryBadger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,251 ✭✭✭AngryBadger


    ...i think i threw up in my mouth a little.....BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD! YES!!!!!! ZIINNNGGG!!!! :D


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    Mimikyu
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    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    nul points tbh


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