Run in the forest

dinjo

A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles
upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says,
"Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the
forest, you'll see, you'll feel SO much better!"

The giraffe looks at
him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.
They come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says,
"Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come
running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel SO SO
GOOD!"

The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all,
then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The
three animals them come across a lion about to shoot up... "Lion my
friend, why do you do this? Think of your health! Come running with us
through the sunny forest, you will feel SO GOOD!"

The lion looks at him, puts down his needle,
and starts to beat the **** out of the little rabbit. As the
giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask, "Lion, why
did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!" The lion
answers, "That little ****er makes me run around the forest like an idiot
for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"

Nietzschean

Haha class

Kojak

Good one.

timeout

Very funny was not expecting it at all