Drunken Dessie...

Chopperdog

From the State where drink driving is considered a sport, comes a
''true'' story from Carrick-on-suir.

Recently a routine Gardai patrol parked outside a local
neighbourhood tavern. Late in the evening the Garda noticed a man
leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the Garda quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night), flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few cm, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left. At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down the road
The Garda, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a Breathalyzer test. To his amazement theBreathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having
consumed alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the Garda said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to
the Police station this Breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
"I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy

pimpy_c

Saw that one comin' a mile away!

Steoob

haha brilliant

Curran

Similar to one i heard in Kerry!

Guy comes out of the pub pissed out of his brain. Hops into the car and drives off down the road..... he leaves the car park, drives down the road a lil and he sees the cop car and floors it - cop car sticks on the lights and starts chasing him....few mile down the road the guy pissed out of his head turns into a field and hops out of the car - leaves the engine running and jumps into the boot and closes it!
Starts banging on the boot and when the cops arrive and open the boot he says......thank god you got here - thought i was going to be killed, he musta took off across the field!!!

True story - Dunno
Did he get away with it - dunno...but sounds like a good idea!

Curran

Not that id do it - personally i hate drink drivers!!

Steoob

Curran wrote:

Similar to one i heard in Kerry!

Guy comes out of the pub pissed out of his brain. Hops into the car and drives off down the road..... he leaves the car park, drives down the road a lil and he sees the cop car and floors it - cop car sticks on the lights and starts chasing him....few mile down the road the guy pissed out of his head turns into a field and hops out of the car - leaves the engine running and jumps into the boot and closes it!
Starts banging on the boot and when the cops arrive and open the boot he says......thank god you got here - thought i was going to be killed, he musta took off across the field!!!

True story - Dunno
Did he get away with it - dunno...but sounds like a good idea!

whoa what a class idea haha i might need to use that sometime in the future haha

looder

Chopperdog wrote:

From the State where drink driving is considered a sport, comes a
''true'' story from Carrick-on-suir.

go on carrick. the finest town in Tipperary.


is this actually true. i'd believe it as the law are so stupid there