Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

Sh1t

Options
  • 23-03-2006 7:14pm
    #1
    Chopperdog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 397 ✭✭


    THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

    Well, it's ****... that's right, ****!
    **** may just be the most functional word in the English
    language

    Consider:

    You can get **** faced or have **** for brains.

    With a little effort, you can get your **** together, find a
    place for

    your ****, or be asked to **** or get off the pot.

    You can smoke ****, buy ****, sell ****, lose ****, find ****,
    forget
    ****, and tell others to eat ****.

    Some people know their ****, while others can't tell the
    difference
    between **** and shineola.

    There are lucky ****s, dumb ****s, and crazy ****s. There is
    bull
    ****, horse ****, and chicken ****.

    You can throw ****, sling ****, catch ****, shoot the ****, or
    duck
    when the **** hits the fan.

    You can give a **** or serve **** on a shingle.

    You can find yourself in deep **** or be happier than a pig in
    ****.

    Some days are colder than ****, some days are hotter than ****,
    and
    some days are just plain ****ty.

    Some music sounds like ****, things can look like ****, and
    there are
    times when you feel like ****.

    You can have too much ****, not enough ****, the right ****, the
    wrong

    **** or a lot of weird ****.

    You can carry ****, have a mountain of ****, or find yourself up
    ****
    creek without a paddle.

    Sometimes everything you touch turns to **** and other times you
    fall
    in a bucket of **** and come out smelling like a rose.


    When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building
    block

    of the English language.

    And remember, once you know your ****, you don't need to know
    anything

    else!!

    You could pass this along, if you give a ****; or not do so if
    you
    don't give a ****!


    Well ****, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that
    I do
    give a **** and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of
    ****.
    But, if you happen to catch a load of **** from some
    ****-head..........

    Well, ............. **** Happens!!!


Comments

  • Options
    #2
    pimpy_c
    Registered Users Posts: 209 ✭✭pimpy_c


    Ooh i like this one! It's really hard to read tho!


  • Options
    #3
    DamoKen
    Registered Users Posts: 1,269 ✭✭✭DamoKen


    pimpy_c wrote:
    It's really hard to read tho!
    only if you've got **** for brains :D


  • Options
    #4
    Chopperdog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 397 ✭✭Chopperdog


    pimpy_c wrote:
    Ooh i like this one! It's really hard to read tho!

    I know, but the ****ty filter kind of ruins it....


  • Options
    #5
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    What shitty filter?


  • Options
    #6
    wayfarer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 578 ✭✭✭wayfarer


    oooooohh!! he's a fucking clever one isn't he! ;)


  • Advertisement
  • Options
    #7
    Chopperdog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 397 ✭✭Chopperdog


    Hagar wrote:
    What shitty filter?

    Smart ****ty arse ****** **** **** *****.......:)

    Well, I suppose these filters do have some good uses... :D:D


  • Options
    #8
    gerTheGreat
    Registered Users Posts: 871 ✭✭✭gerTheGreat


    I don't know, i thought it was kinda ****:rolleyes:
    don't worry I'll just go now...


  • Options
    #9
    **Timbuk2**
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators Posts: 7,395 Mod ✭✭✭✭**Timbuk2**


    I thought it was kinda good

    I've seen one of those before but it wasn't with sh1t it was with fuck


Advertisement