Worst song lyrics ever written?

Photi

Alanis Morissette - Ironic.

Way to miss the freaking meaning of irony love.

MrJoeSoap

Asok wrote:

*Scrunches his man boobs together*
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.....

Someone been watching the new Family Guy?

Photi

"I'm serious as cancer
When I say that rhythm is a dancer"

melekalikimaka

fanntpack - camelto

Mmhmm, That’s right, Uh huh, Oh No!
Fix yourself girl, you got a cameltoe.
Mmhmm, That’s right, Uh huh, Oh No!
Fix yourself girl, you got a cameltoe.

Pick it out, Pick it out
Pick it out, Pick it out
Pick it out, Pick it out
Pick it out, Pick it out

danniemcq

Greenhorse wrote:

Lads your way off the pace with Black Eyed Peas,

You need go no further than that man Scooter:. Go on sing it out loud. I bet you never new the words anyway. The first verse makes the only bit of sense in the whole thing lol

The Logical Song

When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful,
a miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical.
And all the birds in the trees, well they'd be singing so happilly,
so joyfully,
Oh, playfully watching me.

Good morning!
Yea-ah!
1,2-1,2,3,4!
Pump it up!
Aah!

I ramp, me no ramp, me no skin, me no play, yeah!
When me chant 'pon the microphone and me say with the DJ...
Junglists in the place!
Junglists on the case!
Scooter, are you Ratty?

Come on!

Love, peace and unity! Siberia the place to be!
The K, the L, the F and the ology...
Halleluja!!
1,2-1,2,3 Yeah!
Rough!
Aaahh...!!

Here we go!!

Stand up!!

Once again!

We're gettin' jiggy!

Siberiaaaaahhh!!!...

Yeah!

Goodbye!


How bloody marvelous was that eh? Not a clue what he was talking about but danced like a maniac when ever it was played.


ps I must also give a nod to Right Said Fred for " I'm to sexy" and "Deeply Dippy"

Bloody fantastically awfull!!

Rgds
Niall

you forgot "scream for the man in the ice-cream van"

Nightwish

Scooter are legends tbh.

DaBreno

Nightwish wrote:

Scooter are legends tbh.

Gasp! Scooter is teh RoxXor!!
"Its nice to be important, its more Important to be nice"

Ive lived my life by those words.

jamesozzie

Really guys, nothing compares to Scooter.

Have a look at some of my underlinded lyrics! Its from Nessaja
____________________________________________________

Free I am!
The painted cow!
Hiaaaaa!!
You aint stoppin' us now!

Wonderful human beings

Yeah !
I am the junglist soldier.
Come On!
The rocket launcher stops ya.
It's not a bird, it's not a plane
It must be Dave who`s on the train < WTF?????
Wanna wanna get's ya, gonna gonna get's ya
Tell em that I told ya
Yeah!

Allright
Are you ready? It's not a game
I chat so much, I turn you insane
Wanna wanna get`s ya, gonna gonna get`s ya
Messing up the area
Yeah!

Come On !
I am the fresh man
Messing up the jam!
Turning on the stereo
Join the caravan

Skippy, the rainbow cow! <---- OMG!!! Skippy!!

takola

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN - I'M ON FIRE!!!

Hey little girl is your daddy home
Did he go away and leave you all alone
I got a bad desire
I'm on fire

Tell me now baby is he good to you
Can he do to you the things that I do
I can take you higher
I'm on fire


Am i the only person that thinks there's something wrong with this??? :eek:

Rockee

'Had no time to think...so I grabbed a drink' Flava by Peter Andre

BolBill

Photi wrote:

"I'm serious as cancer
When I say that rhythm is a dancer"

Thats the one I was gonna quote, absolutely awful line, Snap should be shot !

Nimrod's Son

Heard this earlier by Bob Schneider. It's sheer awfulness gave me a good laugh:

I want to be captain kirk
get up every day and love to go to work
don't want to be like mr. spock
want to kick out the jams and rock the block

i just want to feel good
i dont want to hurt no body
i just want to get a good time out of my life

i want to be like Cassius Clay
i want to change my name and go all the way
i want to be like marylin monroe
be loved by everybody that i know

i just want to feel good
i dont want to hurt no body
i just want to get a good time out of my life

i want to be like jesus christ
keep the party moving giving good advice
i dont need to be no superman
i just want to do the best i can

garftiz81

takola wrote:

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN - I'M ON FIRE!!!

Hey little girl is your daddy home
Did he go away and leave you all alone
I got a bad desire
I'm on fire

Tell me now baby is he good to you
Can he do to you the things that I do
I can take you higher
I'm on fire


Am i the only person that thinks there's something wrong with this??? :eek:

The songs about a woman, its just the words he used to describe the situation are different to what we use. Daddy is either a boyfriend/ Husband or Pimp.

Rustar

....and say, how BOUT those Plasmatics....

I Command That These Things
Of Which I Speak
Will Come To Be

Behold The Power Of The Night
Shine That We May See The Light
Curse The Filthy Hypocrites
Crawl Into Their Beds At Night
Ooze From Slimy Depths Below
Scream Into Their Frozen Brains
Behold The Prince Of Darkness Here

You Sealed Your Doom
Your Time Has Come
Yhvh
So It Is Done

ChristyBrown

no contest...deseree...im afraid of a ghost , its the sight that i fear most, i'd rather have a slice of toast and watch the evening news
fking dreadful

Owen

Oh god that Des'ree song, it was the longest summer working retail in town and that tripe being on every 2 minutes. What drove me mad the previous summer was U2, I'm not the world's greatest U2 fan, but I respect their early 80's stuff, and very recent stuff too, the bit in the 90's? Appauling ... "There's an insect in your ear, if you scratch it won't disappear" - Staring at the Sun. I really think they only got through the 90's on their established rep, and if any other band released the rubbish that Bono et al released, they'd have been laughed at.

c - 13

First choice would have definately been des'ree too.

Now i don't know if it was just me but this song irritated the absolute sh!t out of me

Babybird wrote:

Remember that tank top you bought me
you wrote you're gorgeous on it
you took me to your rented motorcar
and filmed me on the bonnet
You got me to hitch my knees up
and pulled my legs apart
you took an instamatic camera
and pulled my sleeves around my heart
Because you're gorgeous
i'd do anything for you
because you're gorgeous
i know you'll get me through
You said my clothes were sexy
you tore away my shirt
you rubbed an ice cube on my chest
snapped me till it hurt
Because you're gorgeous
i'd do anything for you
because you're gorgeous
i know you'll get me through
You said i wasn't cheap
you paid me twenty pounds
you promised to put me in a magazine
on every table in every lounge
Because you're gorgeous
i'd do anything for you
because you're gorgeous
i know you'll get me through

And who could forget this little gem from Irelands very own -

B*witched wrote:

ah ohh hey hey X2
hey you sittin in your tree
mummy always wants you to come for tea
don't be shy, straighten up your tie
get down from your tree house in the sky

i wanna know, just what to do
is it very big is there room for two?
i got a house with windows and doors
i'll show you mine if you show me yours

gotta let me in
hey, hey, hey
let the fun begin
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
i'm the wolf today
hey hey hey
i'll huff, i'll puff
i'll huff i'll puff i'll blow you away

(chorus)
say you will, say you won't
say you'll do what i don't
say your true, say to me
C'est la vie

Do you play with the girls,
play with the boys
do you ever get lonely playin with your toys?
we can talk, we can sing
i'll be the queen and you be the king

hey boy, in your tree
come down your ladder
make a room for me
i got a house with windows and doors
i'll show you mine if you show me yours

gotta let me in
hey, hey, hey
let the fun begin
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
i'm the wolf today
hey hey hey
i'll huff, i'll puff
i'll huff i'll puff i'll blow you away

Now if you'll excuse me i need to get sick after reading those.

Owen

B*witched sucked ass alright, but I had a thing for the half irish half greek one with the curly black hair. As Quagmire would say ... giggity giggity.

Creamy Goodness

Weezer wrote:

Where I come from isn't all that great
My automobile is a piece of crap
My fashion sense is a little whack
And my friends are just as screwy as me

I didn't go to boarding schools
Preppie girls never looked at me
Why should they?
I ain't nobody
Got nothing in my pocket

Beverly Hills
That's where I want to be
Livin' in Beverly Hills
Beverly Hills
Rolling like a celebrity
Livin' in Beverly Hills

Look at all those movie stars
They're all so beautiful and clean
When the housemaids scrub the floors
They get the spaces in between

I wanna live a life like that
I wanna be just like a king
Take my picture by the pool
'cause I'm the next big thing

Beverly Hills
That's where I want to be
Livin' in Beverly Hills
Beverly Hills
Rolling like a celebrity
Livin' in Beverly Hills

The truth is I don't stand a chance
It's something that you're born into
And I just don't belong

No I don't
I'm just a no-class beat down fool
And I will always be that way
I might as well enjoy my life
And watch the stars play

Beverly Hills
That's where I want to be
Livin' in Beverly Hills
Beverly Hills
Rolling like a celebrity
Livin' in Beverly Hills

absolute crap!

c - 13

Almost forgot to mention this one

Sean Paul wrote:

Intro:

Just gimme the gees an we can clubbin yow.
Gal a make wi please and we be thuggin' now.
little hennesy an we'll be bubblin yow.
Set we mind at ease we got to take it slow.

Verse 1:
So when you see the S.p. floatin don't provoke him
Cause the girls we be poking have to smoking.
Best thing fi the recreation we get the best girls inna every nation.
All Topper girls we promotin and suportin
And dem love how we flow king here them shouting
First class ticket invitation girls from New York, England and Jamaican.

Chorus:
Everyday we be burnin not concernin what nobody wanna say.
We be earnin dollars turning cau we mind de pon we pay.
worth more than gold and oil and diamonds, girls we need them every day reconize it pimpin as we ridin

Verse 2:
Girls them a page me waan fi raise me
True me write nuff tune and drive them crazy.
Well I man a true born Jamaican
Ready fi the girls them inna every situation.

We a the gal dem pro, them know we flow
With the lyrical content that make them dip low and

Make the club keep jumpin Turn up the bass make we here when it pumpin.

Summertime bounce to the music people choose it
Sean da P gal a cruise with... well reputed cause.
We a the girls them champion,
Have nuff a them like the great king Solomon.

Many girls inna wi eye sight sexy dress type
Se them ready fi a hype night Just gimme di light
An make we blaze it the roof we haffi raise it again

Chorus:
Verse 1 (repeat)
Chorus(repeat)
Intro

It actually hurts the eyes to even try and read it.

Atrocity

I love that Babybird song, the lyrics are funny

How About David Hasselhoff - Flying On The Wings Of Tenderness?

I guess I'll never understand it
a billion people on this planet
and here I've found
the one who's made for me

Just when I thought my hopes had faded
I found the one who was created
to hold my hand
and share this world with me

We're flying on the wings of tenderness
riding the rivers of gentleness
into the garden of love we'll flow
and watch it grow together

We'll build a castle out of honesty
fill every room with the harmony
seeing the world through each other's eyes
we'll live our lives together

I've always hidden my emotions
but now my heart is free and open
to give to you
the love you gave to me

'Cause now the sands of time have shifted
and every burden has been lifted
'cause now I know
our love will show the way

Time Magazine

In an mmmbop they're gone, in an mmmbop they're not there.....

spacecoyote

Atrocity wrote:

I love that Babybird song, the lyrics are funny

How About David Hasselhoff - Flying On The Wings Of Tenderness?

seriously, you've got your priorities all wrong. Babybird was extremely irritating...and how can anyone diss THE HOFF, a god among ordinary men:D

Pigman II

There's probably worse but the one that springs to my mind right now is:

"Sky Rockets in Flight, Afternoon Delight" by The Starland Vocal Band

TBH I'm Not even sure if I've ever even heard this song (or if it was just referenced somewhere) but DAMN that's one stupid couplet!

Also, I'm glad to say I haven't heard nearly any of the nominations on this thread so far. That's what a lifetime of Commerical Radio abstinance will do for you people

c - 13

Pigman II wrote:

"Sky Rockets in Flight, Afternoon Delight" by The Starland Vocal Band

TBH I'm Not even sure if I've ever even heard this song (or if it was just referenced somewhere) but DAMN that's one stupid couplet!

You may have heard it in Anchorman, or am I thinking of the right song ?

Zaph

Pigman II wrote:

There's probably worse but the one that springs to my mind right now is:

"Sky Rockets in Flight, Afternoon Delight" by The Starland Vocal Band

TBH I'm Not even sure if I've ever even heard this song (or if it was just referenced somewhere) but DAMN that's one stupid couplet!

One stupid couplet, and one even more irritating song which inexplicably got to number 1 in the States in the 70s. It truly is appallingly bad, listen for yourself

Atrocity

spacecoyote wrote:

seriously, you've got your priorities all wrong. Babybird was extremely irritating...and how can anyone diss THE HOFF, a god among ordinary men:D

I love that song from The Hoff too, the bad lyrics and the bad music come together to make a catchy song. I love hooked on a feeling too, you see the video? Funniest thing ever,

Pigman II

c - 13 wrote:

You may have heard it in Anchorman, or am I thinking of the right song ?

No, I remember now. It was sung by Maaaaat Daaammmon in Good Will Hunting!

(Zaph I haven't ever heard the music in that link before so I guess in my case GWH is to blame! )

DemonOfTheFall

Royale with Cheese wrote:

Proves you don't need talent when you've got apparent style and a hot singer.

How could anyone say that she is hot ? She actually looks like a boy, and she's pissed herself on stage before. Yuck, what a mess.

Blisterman

Angry Banana wrote:

In an mmmbop they're gone, in an mmmbop they're not there.....

Like you could come up with better lyrics when you were 10.

How about War Pigs by Black Sabbath
"People gather in their masses,
Just like Witches in black masses."
Great song, bad ryhme.