Worst song lyrics ever written?

Greenhorse

Okay People i am cheating here a bit. I havnt heard the song at all but when I read the lyrics I had to post it

"MacArthur Park" by Donna Summer from the album Once Upon A Time - 1979

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!
Oh, no
No, no
Oh no!!


OMG.

Rgds,

Niall

Morrigan

H Pisces - Will You?

You drink your coffee, I sip my tea and we're sitting here, playing so cool
Thinking what will be will be
It's getting kind of late now, I wonder if you'll stay now,
Stay now, stay now, stay now, or will you just politely say goodnight?

I move a little closer to you not knowing quite what to do and I'm
Feeling all fingers and thumbs, I spilt my tea, oh silly me

It's getting kind of late now, I wonder if you'll stay now,
Stay now, stay now, stay now, or will you just politely say goodnight?

But then we touch, much too much
This moment has been waiting for a long long time
Makes me shiver, makes me quiver
This moment I am so unsure
This moment I have waited for
Is it something you have waited for
Waited for it too?

Take off those eyes, bare your soul, gather me to you, make me whole
Tell me your secret, sing me the song, sing it to me in the silent dawn

It's getting kind of late now, I wonder if you'll stay now,
Stay now, stay now, stay now, or will you just politely say goodnight?

knox1664

lol.... that deseree one is awful... And as for Sex Bomb I wont rest till Tom is hung.

knox1664

Well have you heard that new Shakira song? One word: Woeful...

colm_mcm

knox1664 wrote:

lol.... that deseree one is awful... And as for Sex Bomb I wont rest till Tom is hung.

Aparrently Tom IS hung.....

that's why the ladies find him irresistable......

Ruu_Old

I think I mentioned this on boards.us, has to been very close to the worst lyrics ever, like wtf!
I love New York by Madonna.

I don't like cities
But I like new york
Other places make me feel like a dork:rolleyes:
Los Angeles is for people who sleep
Paris and London
Baby you can keep

If you don't like my attitude
Then you can F off
Just go to Texas
Isn't that where they golf

OctavarIan

Pretty much everything played on the radio nowadays has ****e lyrics. One that stuck out for me recently was something like:

"There's some things I haven't told you
I go out late at night
And if I were to tell you
You'd see my different side"

That's the whole song. ****ing pointless.

colm_mcm

OctavarIan wrote:

Pretty much everything played on the radio nowadays has ****e lyrics. One that stuck out for me recently was something like:

"There's some things I haven't told you
I go out late at night
And if I were to tell you
You'd see my different side"

That's the whole song. ****ing pointless.

You're forgetting:

We don't care
What you say
I'mma do my thing
From day to day
(Get it?)
We don't care
What you think
'Cause in this world
It's Swim-or-Sink
(What the ****?!) <<that's part of the song

Was on the Lucozade ad. about as pointless as any other dance music I suppose.

iFight

Ruu wrote:

I think I mentioned this on boards.us, has to been very close to the worst lyrics ever, like wtf!
I love New York by Madonna.

I don't like cities
But I like new york
Other places make me feel like a dork:rolleyes:
Los Angeles is for people who sleep
Paris and London
Baby you can keep

If you don't like my attitude
Then you can F off
Just go to Texas
Isn't that where they golf

I vote for that too, havent heard it before, but the lyrics are dreadful

OctavarIan

colm_mcm wrote:

about as pointless as any other dance music I suppose.

Yeah that's true. There is actually no reason for it's existence.

trillianv

I agree with the Tom Jones and Black Eyed Peas songs. I absolutely HATE the Pussycat Dolls "Dont'cha". I just find it so repulsive, but have we forgotten.....


Yo VIP let's kick it

Ice ice baby (x2)
All right stop collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it you better gain weight
You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

CHORUS
Ice ice baby vanillla (x4)

Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in and the vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point to the point no faking
I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon
Burning them if you ain't quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi-hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my 5.0
With my rag-top down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby waving just to say hi
Did you stop no I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
The block was dead
Yo so I continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
Shay with a guage and Vanilla with a nine
Reading for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they're so full of eight balls
Gunshots rang out like a bell
I grabbed my nine all I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car slammed on the gas
Bumpet to bumper the avenue's packed
I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene you know what I mean
They passed me up confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

REPEAT CHORUS

Take heed 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed
This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay plays on the fade slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast other DJs say damn
If my rhyme was a drug I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while Shay revolves it

Ice ice baby vanilla
Ice ice baby (oh-oh) vanilla
Ice ice baby vanilla
Ice ice baby vanilla ice
Yo man let's get out of here
Word to your mother
Ice ice baby too cold
Ice ice baby too cold too cold (x2)
Ice ice baby


Seriously it doesn't come much worse than that!

Dudess

Pighead wrote:

Roxette The Look

1-2-3-4 walking like a man
Hitting like a hammer
She's a juvenile scam
Never was a quitter
Tasty like a raindrop
She's got the look

To be quite honest this whole verse confuses Pighead but the bit where Per yells "Tasty like a raindrop" always made me worry about the poor lads tastebuds.
Steak and Chips with a runny egg and peppered sauce=Tasty
Raindrop=Wet, slightly acidy and maybe refreshing but absolutely a million miles from tasty.

And as well as that if the girls walking like a man and hitting like a hammer she can keep that Look to herself thank you very much.

Another Roxette gem:

"Hello, you fool, I love you". What the ****???

Irish Wolf

Remember this instant classic by the cartoonz? AWESOME!

Hey Witchdoctor, give us the magic words.
-All right, you go: uh ih uh ah ah, ting tang wallawallabingbang

All right!
[Chorus]
ooh eeh ooh ahah, ting tang wallawallabingbang
ooh eeh ooh ahah, tingtang wallawallabingbang
ooh eeh ooh ahah, ting tang wallawallabingbang
ooh eeh ooh ahah, tingtang wallawallabingbang

dou dou doudou dou dou dou
[Chorus]

dou dou dou dou
I told the witchdoctor, I was in love with you
dou dou dou dou
I told the witchdoctor, I was in love with you
dou dou dou dou
And than the witchdoctor, he told me what to do

he told me:
[Chorus]

dou dou dou dou
I told the witchdoctor, you didn't love me true
dou dou dou dou
I told the witchdoctor, you didn't love me nice
dou dou dou dou
And than the witchdoctor, he gave me this advice

[Chorus]

You can keep your love from me just like you were a miser,
And I'll admit it wasn't very smart, (eyeyeyey)
But I went out to find my-self a guy that's so much wiser,
And he told me the way to win your heart:

dou dou doudou dou dou dou
ooh eeh ooh ahah,... (dou dou dou dou dou dou dou)
ooh eeh ooh ahah,... (dou dou dou dou dou dou dou)
ooh eeh ooh ahah,... (dou dou dou dou dou dou dou)
ooh eeh ooh ahah,... (dou dou dou dou dou dou dou)
ooh eeh ooh ahah, tingtang wallawallabingbang

Come on and:
[Chorus]

Nightwish

the Punk Rocker song some chick has out now and the 9 million bicycles song the Katie Melua had out last year, both have dumb lyrics.

garred

Has to be the Spice Girls especially

tell me what you want what you really really want
I'll tell you what I want what I really really want
Ziga Zigar
:eek:

x Purple Pawprints x

OMG, yeah dat feckin' 'Witchdoctor' yoke!! That is the worst song ever.. or maybe 'The Ketchup Song' or 'The Fastfood Song'... or anythin by dem Cheeky Girls... dey piss me off! I'll probably tink of more later on.. I'll post dem here 2mrw.

Dudess

These Shakira lyrics are embarrassing as well as bad:

Lucky you were born that far away
So we could both make fun of distance (wha???)
Lucky that I love a foreign man for
The lucky fact of your existance
Baby I would climb the Andes solely
To count the freckles on your body

And the best of all:

Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains

Man, she's deep...

Rustar

Pump up the jam
Pump it up
While your feet are stompin'
And the jam is pumpin'
Look at here the crowd is jumpin'
Pump it up a little more
Get the party going on the dance floor
Seek us that's where the party's at
And you'll find out if you're too bad
I don't want a place to stay
Get your booty on the floor tonight
Make my day
I don't want a place to stay
Get your booty on the floor tonight
Make my day
Make my day
Make my day
Make my day
Make my day
Yo!


repeat ad nauseam, sprinkled liberally with "yo pump it"'s

Gandhi

From 21 Questions by 50 Cent:

"And we only humans girl we make mistakes,
to make it up I do whatever it take
I love you like a fat kid love cake"

Was it really that hard to find something to rhyme with "take"?

weemcd

Hmm, even though QOTSA are my favourite band, but they have some truly dreadful lyrics:
Give the Mule What He Wants
You Would Know
Quick and To the Pointless Does what it says on the tin!
The Blood is Love
Broken box

And as much as i like weezer, some of their lyrics are awful too.

Pete doherty has some of the worst sh!te ive ever heard:

Listen now I have gone
You will know
I was the only one that would have died
What was wrong in the eyes of the unwell and unwise

And I killed a man for his giro today
Wasn't very gay, I didn't mind
I was a money man anyway
Killed a man for his giro today



As far as i can see nobody has mentioned the Pussy Cat dolls "beep song" yet

a, ha-ha, ha-ha
Ha, ha-ha, ha
Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
Ha, ha-ha, ha

[Will.I.Am]
It's funny how a man only thinks about the...
You got a real big heart, but I'm looking at your...
You got real big brains, but I'm looking at your...
Girl, there ain't no pain in me looking at your...

[PCD]
I don't give a...
Keep looking at my...
'Cause it don't mean a thang if you're looking at my...
I'm a do my thing while you're playing with your...
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha

Every boy's the same
Since up in the seventh grade
They been trying to get with me
Trying to (Ha, ha-ha, ha, ha-ha)
They always got a plan
To be my one and only man
Want to hold me with their hands
Want to (Ha, ha-ha, ha, ha-ha)
I keep turning them down
But, they always come around
Asking me to go around
That's not the way it's going down

'Cause they only want
Only want my ha, ha-ha
Ha, ha-ha
Only want what they want
But, na, ah-ah
Na, ah-ah

[Will.I.Am]
It's funny how a man only thinks about the...
You got a real big heart, but I'm looking at your...
You got real big brains, but I'm looking at your...
Girl, there ain't no pain in me looking at your...

[PCD]
I don't give a...
Keep looking at my...
'Cause it don't mean a thang if you're looking at my...
I'm a do my thing while you're playing with your...
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha

Do you know that no
Don't mean yes, it means no
So just hold up, wait a minute
Let me put my two cents in it
One, just be patient
Don't be rushing
Like you're anxious
And two, you're just too aggressive
So try to get your (Ahh)

Do you know that I know?
And I don't want to go there

Only want
Only want my ha, ha-ha
Ha, ha-ha
Only want what they want
But, na, ah-ah
Na, ah-ah

[Will.I.Am]
It's funny how a man only thinks about the...
You got a real big heart, but I'm looking at your...
You got real big brains, but I'm looking at your...
Girl, there ain't no pain in me looking at your...

[PCD]
I don't give a...
Keep looking at my...
'Cause it don't mean a thang if you're looking at my...
I'm a do my thing while you're playing with your...
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha

[Will.I.Am]
Boomp-boomp, Omp-omp
Boomp, boomp-boomp
Boomp-boomp, Omp-omp
Boomp, boomp-boomp
[Repeated]

[PCD]
Ooh, you've got it bad I can tell
You want it bad, but oh well
Dude, what you got for me
Is something I
Something I don't need
Hey!

[Will.I.Am]
It's funny how a man only thinks about the...
You got a real big heart, but I'm looking at your...
You got real big brains, but I'm looking at your...
Girl, there ain't no pain in me looking at your...

[PCD]
I don't give a...
Keep looking at my...
'Cause it don't mean a thang if you're looking at my...
I'm a do my thing while you're playing with your...
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha

[Will.I.Am]
It's funny how a man only thinks about the...
You got a real big heart, but I'm looking at your...
You got real big brains, but I'm looking at your...
Girl, there ain't no pain in me looking at your...

[PCD]
I don't give a...
Keep looking at my...
'Cause it don't mean a thang if you're looking at my...
I'm a do my thing while you're playing with your...
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha

of curse finishing all those elipses with an obnoxious *BEEP*

Other notable mentions include:
ODB - Baby I got your money
The Killers - Midnight Show