Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

Podge & Rodge Interview

Options
  • 28-03-2006 4:24pm
    #1
    Tobias Greeshman
    Registered Users Posts: 2,082 ✭✭✭


    Don't know if this has been posted yet here, got it in an email. I think that its been going around for a bit though.
    Who would be the last person you would invite to your birthday party?
    Podge: Ryan Tubridy - him with his stupid awkward eyes. He reminds me of the undead.

    Who would be the first person you would invite to your birthday party?
    Rodge: Anne Doyle in her birthday suit.

    Favourite saying?
    Podge: Never shove a banger up your arse.
    Rodge: Hold me tea, I'm going for a Barry White.

    Favourite Record?
    Rodge: That fannypack song 'Cameltoe' is a real toe tapper.

    Favourite Book?
    Podge : I keep a big pile of Marian Keyes by the jacks. We're forever running out of bog roll, I'd say you could read a whole chapter off me arse now!
    Rodge: The pages are stuck together on all me books

    Favourite film?
    Rodge : Weapons of ass destruction.
    Podge: Fill Bill Vol 1

    Most embarrassing moment of your life?
    Podge: Everyday of me life I'm embarrassed. If he's not licking toilet seats, he's pressing his meat against the OAP club's window.
    Rodge: Being caught by Father Flange in his back passage.

    TV Programme?
    Podge: When Nuns go bad

    Favourite TV personality?
    Rodge: That fat bird who used to be on 'You've been Framed'. I used to send in videos of me slipping on me own ****e, it was also shown on 'You've been Shamed' on Channel 69.

    Favourite item of clothing?
    Rodge: Linda Martins kaks.

    Most desirable date?
    Rodge: Theres a girl down the fishmongers who I've a thing for. The
    smell of her red snapper gives me a raging horn!

    Favourite method of relaxation?
    Rodge: A good auld yank.

    Biggest thrill?
    Podge: Finding a load of ladies bikes unattended, I could have sniffed those saddles for hours.

    Biggest disappointment?
    Rodge: Finally getting to 3rd base with me girlfriend Sadie, it was like throwing a sausage up O'Connell St.
    Podge : Hearing about ryan tubridy getting a chat show.

    Your concept of hell?
    Rodge: Louis Walsh

    Greatest ambition?
    Podge : To see Rodge dead.

    Period of history you'd most liked to have lived in?
    Rodge: Whatever that period was when everyone just stuck their meat in anything that moved.

    If you weren't a human being which animal would you have chosen to be?
    Podge: Sonia O'Sullivan

    Favorite term of abuse?
    Podge: Feck you, ya knob dangling hoaring smeltmonger.
    Podge: Shut it you with your disproportionate head.
    Podge: Ya stained rag of satans juice.

    Humanity's most useful unvention?
    Podge : The hand whisk - nothing like it for shifting those hard to reach turds under the rim.
    Rodge: Butt plugs

    Humanity's most useless invention?
    Podge : Ryan tubridys head.

    Rodge: Cheese strings, I wore one for a week and it gave me a fierce infection.


Advertisement