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Jay London

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  • 29-03-2006 2:30pm
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    Has anybody heard of this dude? He's a great comic that was on a show called "Last Comic Standing" in America. He's got some fantastic oneliners and I constantly split my sides laughing so much. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7c/Last_Comic_Standing_-_Jay_London.jpg is a picture of him
    I wanted to join the Army the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be', they told me it wasn't enough.

    I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.

    I went out with a promiscuous impressionist - she did everybody.

    After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride.

    I went to a record store and asked for 50 cent. They kicked me out for pan-handling.


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    Zapp Brannigan
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    Sorry but, as far as I'm concerned, Mitch Hedberg (RIP) is the King of One-liners.


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