Chester & Mildred

Highlander

Chester and Mildred

Mildred and Chester knew each other from childhood but were in their Seventies when they got married.
They had to wait for Millard's mother to pass away first. Back in those days there was no hanky panky
before marriage so Chester and Mildred were both still virgins.

Needless to say Chester was pretty excited on their wedding night, having waited so patiently all these years. However, Mildred was very apprehensive as she had developed a heart condition and would have to tell
Chester that they could not do it.

Chester is now sitting on the bed wanting Mildred to hurry up. He detects a little reluctance on her part.
Thinking that she is shy he sends her off to the bathroom to get undressed.
When she reappears in her new silk satin nightie, he gets her to sit next to him on the bed.
Not knowing how to get things started he pulls the first strap on her nightie.

She blushes just as red as her silk satin nightie. She is really concerned about telling Chester
about her heart condition.

In the meantime Chester is looking at the first breast he has seen since his own mother's.
It is hanging there down to her belly button: gravity having taken it's course over some sixty years.
He realizes her anxiety but figures she is going have to be helped a little mo re.
Now he pulls the second strap and sees the second breast unroll downward before him.

Poor Mildred is now beside herself. She is going to have to tell Chester about her heart.
With a quivering voice and mustering up all her courage, she says,
"Chester I have acute angina."

Chester says, "Jesus Mildred, I really hope so, Cuz you've sure got ugly tits".

Hagar

An oldie but a goodie.

JungleBunny

Never heard that one... good though

gerTheGreat

Evil:D

Kojak

Class.