Not so Brooke Back Mountain

Hobart

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She

was a very good-looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but

knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the

newspaper for a ranch hand. Two men applied for the job. One was gay and

the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one

else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer

to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard

worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.

For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.

Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done

a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town

and kick up your heels. " The hired hand readily agreed and went into

town one Saturday night. One o'clock came, however, and he didn't

return.Two o'clock, and no hired hand. He returned around two-thirty,

and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the

fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him

over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off, "she said. Trembling,

he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots." He did as she asked,

ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and

placed them neatly by her boots. Now take off my skirt. "He slowly

unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light." Now take

off my bra. "Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and

dropped it to the floor. "Now," she said, "take off my panties." By the

light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down and off. Then she looked

at him and said,














































"If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're

fired."

Kojak

Heard it before - I think it was posted on boards a few weeks back.

Oriel

And about three times before that.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Ah yes, Kenny Everett if I'm not very much mistaken, God rest his soul!