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New Pet.....

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  • 31-03-2006 10:41am
    #1
    Chopperdog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 397 ✭✭


    A lonely guy was so down and miserable that he decided life would be
    more fun if he had a pet.

    So, he went to the pet shop and told the owner that he wanted to buy
    an unusual pet.

    On the suggestion of the shopkeeper he bought himself a centipede and popped him into a little white box to use as a house.

    He took the box back home, found a good location for it then decided
    he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.

    So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to
    Frank's with me and have a beer?"

    But there was no answer from his new pet.


    This bothered him a bit but he waited a few minutes and then asked
    him again,
    "How about going to the bar and having a
    drink with me?"


    But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.


    So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up
    against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you

    like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?"















    A little voice came out of the box:
    "I heard you the first time, I'm putting my Fu**ing shoes on!"


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    #2
    Oriel
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    It would be good if half the joke wasn't missing.
    But I got the gist of it, and I admit, I like it. :)
    I laughed out loud, which I rarely do here anymore.


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    Oriel
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    Also, do us a favour, take out the "Scroll down!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS!" bollocks.


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    #4
    Chopperdog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 397 ✭✭Chopperdog


    All fixed now, apologies on a sloppy copy and paste job :)


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    #5
    Oriel
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    Thank you :)


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    #6
    gerTheGreat
    Registered Users Posts: 871 ✭✭✭gerTheGreat


    only got to see after the edit, not bad.:D


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    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,224 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    hehe, pretty good :)

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    #8
    funk-you
    Registered Users Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    Not bad.

    -Funk


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