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Riamfada

Boys may smell but women are cruel sadistic irrational unaccountable and bad drivers


This is a public Health Warning From the Department of Health Issued 5/3/60 at 19:00


Women are dangerous and must be avoided at all cost .

panda100

Grimes wrote:

Boys may smell but women are cruel sadistic irrational unaccountable and bad drivers


This is a public Health Warning From the Department of Health Issued 5/3/60 at 19:00


Women are dangerous and must be avoided at all cost .

Excuse me but I am the self appointed medical expert on this forum and I outrule your public health warning to say boys do infact smell and are wierd-i know there wierd cos Ilived with boy in 2nd year who used to get zoo and arena!:)

Pythia

Grimes wrote:

How come everyone seems to be becoming single lately?

Ive counted 5 on boards and 2 in real life including myself . Random

Well I've just become loved up so there!

*does happy dance*

Riamfada

Boys smell like boys. Its why you women love us. If we smelled like girls then we would be , and I quote "ikky"

Stepherunie

Grimes wrote:

How come everyone seems to be becoming single lately?

Ive counted 5 on boards and 2 in real life including myself . Random

Maybe it's the run up to exams thing that's doing it? I wonder.....

pretty*monster

Sex? Female... though many people have told me I act like a dude

Height? 5' 1" (still the smallest on the forum)

Age? 19

Hair colour? Brown

Interests? philosophy, feminism, drinking, smoking, working words I like into English essays, talking about politics in person to people who can structure an argument properly (which I think limits me to about three people)

Single/Married? Argh, it's a false dichotomy *Head explodes* I'm not single, or married, I’ve been seeing someone for... *counts* 5 days

Got a crush from the forum? Yeah, one time the forum fell on me and crushed my baby toe

Kids? Not now, not ever

What do you work at? English and Philosophy student, part time clerical assistant in the Blackrock Clinic, class rep, speakers convener of philsoc, sometimes I baby-sit, Grimes and HappyCrackHead let me co-host on Belfield fm a couple of times

Where do you live? Killester

Why that user name? Well... I don't know, I've been pretty*monster on boards since I was 15, I have no idea what I was thinking at the time

Pet peeve? Nokia phones. They are horrible, horrible, aesthetically painful muddle of design flaws with user interfaces so counter intuitive they can't possibly have been designed by humans.


and anything else you wanna share?
My head hurts

tintinr35

Pythia wrote:

Well I've just become loved up so there!

*does happy dance*

it doesnt count if its with a young boy pythia!!!*









*i am allowed just that one piss take.....ladies lock up your kids pythia is on the prowl:eek:

GusherING

Sex: Male

Height: 6ft 4in

Age: Just turned 21

Hair Colour: Brown

Interests: Politics, Formula 1, Drinking, Playing 5 a side football.

Single/Married: Living in sin

Got a crush from the forum? No

Kids: No

What do you work at? I work for TNS Mrbi, the market research bureau of Ireland. Thats fancy wording for working in a call centre, doing surveys and being told to **** off by people from West Cork who I've already rang 5 times! I also study History & Politcs in UCDD.

Where do you live: Booterstown

Why that user name? Dunno really, it seemed good at the time.

Pet Peeve: TV3, possibly the worst station ever. Nuff said. Roisin Ingle, man that girl is annoying!

elmyra

Grimes wrote:

Boys may smell but women are cruel sadistic irrational unaccountable and bad drivers


This is a public Health Warning From the Department of Health Issued 5/3/60 at 19:00


Women are dangerous and must be avoided at all cost .

Woman aren't bad drivers....our insurance premiums are less precisely because we're safer and have less accidents.

I'm a crap driver though, I admit it. Too easily distrac.....ooooh, shiny!

panda100

pretty*monster wrote:

Got a crush from the forum? Yeah, one time the forum fell on me and crushed my baby toe

News just in form the Boards awards comitte.Prettymonster wins the award for worst joke ever:D I still laughed though at it!

blondie83

GusherING wrote:

What do you work at? I work for TNS Mrbi, the market research bureau of Ireland. Thats fancy wording for working in a call centre, doing surveys and being told to **** off by people from West Cork who I've already rang 5 times!

I used to work for them about 3 years ago in their call-centre in Dundrum! Wasn't the worst of jobs, but then again I like chatting with people on the phone

Dave!

elmyra wrote:

we're safer

read: slower

elmyra

I drive fast! Then again, I'm not good.

JustCoz

Here goes...

Sex: Female

Height : I like to think 5'6 but I think I'm actually 5'5

Age: 21

Hair colour: Blonde

Interests: Music, going out and getting very drunk, travelling

Single/Married: Single

Got a crush from the forum? I probably would if I knew any of you!

Kids: Good God no

What do you work at? B+L student and I work in lingerie part-time (it's hard work!)

Where do you live: Da Northsoide, Dublin 13 to be specific

Why that user name? Just 'coz

Pet peeve? people who walk slowly when I'm in a rush

and anything else you wanna share? I stole yoghurts from a supermarket when I was 5. I'm a bad egg

The_Minister

elmyra wrote:

Woman aren't bad drivers....our insurance premiums are less precisely because we're safer and have less accidents.

I'm a crap driver though, I admit it. Too easily distrac.....ooooh, shiny!

Its because women cause crashes and then speed away so the inocent young boys get in trouble:(

elmyra

JustCoz wrote:

Here goes...

Sex: Female

Height : I like to think 5'6 but I think I'm actually 5'5

Age: 21

Hair colour: Blonde

Interests: Music, going out and getting very drunk, travelling

Single/Married: Single

Got a crush from the forum? I probably would if I knew any of you!

Kids: Good God no

What do you work at? B+L student and I work in lingerie part-time (it's hard work!)

Where do you live: Da Northsoide, Dublin 13 to be specific

Why that user name? Just 'coz

Pet peeve? people who walk slowly when I'm in a rush

and anything else you wanna share? I stole yoghurts from a supermarket when I was 5. I'm a bad egg

what a great way of putting it

elmyra

Firespinner wrote:

Its because women cause crashes and then speed away so the inocent young boys get in trouble:(

mmmm hmmm, yeah, pull the other one

JustCoz

Elmyra wrote:

what a great way of putting it

Lol! Didn't really think of it that way!

elmyra

Sorry, couldn't resist, and it's normally me that gets caught out on this forum!

Blowfish

ok i've a test in a half hour so i'd better do this quickly

Sex : Male

Height : i think im 5ft 11, but haven't actually checked in years

Age.. 21

Hair colour Brown

Interests: Music, sports, cycling, and general nerdy computer stuff

Single/Married? Single

Got a crush from the forum? Have never met any female boardsies so no.

Kids: I certainly hope not!

What do you work at? Work? HA! Comp Sci student.

Where do you live: Near Dun Laoghaire

Why that user name? Usual one was taken, so took this one (too nerdy to explain)

Pet peeve? People who when you meet them, you wonder how they ever got into UCD in the first place.

and anything else you wanna share? My pockets hurt

Vorsprung

JustCoz wrote:

What do you work at? B+L student and I work in lingerie part-time (it's hard work!)

Keep it (them) up.

panda100 wrote:

News just in form the Boards awards comitte.Prettymonster wins the award for worst joke ever I still laughed though at it!

do i have any chance with the above contribution? heh?

meowCat

hullaballoo wrote:

Why that user name? It's a very long and boring secret.

Didn't think it's a boring story. But feel flattered now ..as it's apparently a secret.



Sex? Female.

Height? 5'7''

Age? 2x. Why would age be important? Once you're old enough to buy alcohol no matter the country, who cares?!

Hair colour? Brown.

Interests? That changes every now and then.

Single/Married? Single.

Got a crush from the forum? hm...

Kids? No. But my siblings have lovely kids!!

What do you work at? CSI PG. But right now it feels like this bloody thesis never gets written up And part time in the exam's office. After all a girl's gotta eat!!

Where do you live? Glenomena Student Residence.

Why that user name? My ex-b/f thought it fits.

Pet peeve?

1. Annoying flat mates. Nothing worse than not feeling comfy at home!
2. People who don't know how to park and then end up taking two spaces for a Nissan Micra!

cruiserweight

meowCat wrote:

[*]People who don't know how to park and then end up taking two spaces for a Nissan Micra!

You mean female drivers

Paul Tergat

Sex: Male

Height : 6'2

Age: 20

Hair colour: Black

Interests: Sport, MUFC, winning world cup 06....

Single/Married: Single

Got a crush from the forum? dont fink so

Kids: nah

What do you work at? B+L student, thats enough

Where do you live: Stillorgan

Why that user name? my name and the year Man Utd won the treble

Pet peeve? too many to say, i get annoyed a lot

and anything else you wanna share? can't wait for world cup this summer, England to win!!!

meowCat

cruiserweight wrote:

You mean female drivers

pet peeve no.3: Stereotypes and people who promote them.

The_Minister

Blowfish wrote:

Got a crush from the forum? Have never met any female boardsies so no.

You chose your avatar well.

Dave!

Hey Stephen

(Monday was very productive for me, as I met 3 boardsies in one day! :eek: Nice bunch)

Waltons

Come to one of the beers, you git!

singingstranger

Waltons wrote:

Come to one of the beers, you git!

Must do that, actually...

Blowfish

Firespinner wrote:

You chose your avatar well.

lol! luckily i look nothing like him so there is hope for me yet:)