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Train Classic!

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  • 07-04-2006 8:32am
    #1
    tosh_thedude
    Registered Users Posts: 485 ✭✭


    Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were an English guy, an Irish bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young blonde Swiss girl with large breasts. The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the English guy has a bright red, hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.

    The old lady thinks:

    The English guy must have groped the blonde in the
    dark, and she slapped his cheek.

    The blonde Swiss girl thinks:

    That English guy must have tried to grope me in the
    dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.

    The English guy thinks:
    That Paddy bloke must have groped the blonde in the dark - she
    tried to slap him but missed... and got me instead.

    And the Irish guy thinks:
    I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack that English **** again.....


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