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Word mix-up

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  • 09-04-2006 7:23pm
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    pkeno
    Registered Users Posts: 155 ✭✭


    Apologies if this was posted already:

    On a flight to Pittsburgh two men sporting black eyes are sitting beside each other. One man asks how the other got his black eye.
    He replies "at the ticket counter there was a fabulous looking woman with perfect breasts serving me, i was entranced and accidentally asked for a picket to Tittsburgh so she hit me".

    Wow says the other man, i got mine because of a word mix up too!
    This morning I came down for breakfast and instead of saying "Honey, could you pass the milk?" I said

    "You stupid fat bitch, you've ruined my life"

    Had me in stitches when I heard it!


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    **Timbuk2**
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators Posts: 7,395 Mod ✭✭✭✭**Timbuk2**


    Not very funny


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    #3
    gerTheGreat
    Registered Users Posts: 871 ✭✭✭gerTheGreat


    :rolleyes: Don't take off your coat, you're not staying!


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    #4
    smk135
    Closed Accounts Posts: 235 ✭✭smk135


    haha!:D


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    #5
    jaggeh
    Registered Users Posts: 2,997 ✭✭✭jaggeh


    those crazy women, i mean can they not forgive a simple slip of the tongue. :D


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    #6
    Wavey
    Registered Users Posts: 861 ✭✭✭Wavey


    I like alot


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