Irish Sayings

Fenix

Shes a face on 'er like the underside of my ballbag.
I wouldnt shag her with your c0ck and 'x' pushin.

HammstR

Jayz, i'd split her in two with a roddin

Ledger

tighter den a ducks a*se in water!
day for the high stool! (bad weather)
he wouldnt spend christmas!
wouldnt beat snow off a rope!
if work was in the bed he'd sleep on the floor!

western red

im sweating where the postman sweats ,,,,

UNDER THE SACK:eek:

Odats

Ya wouldn't kick her out of bed for fartin/aytin chips
She has some hole on her boy
He'd get up on a gust of wind
She's blowing the bulb off me boy (She's driving me nuts)

whitey21

only a mother could love you!

western red

It'll give ya a horn that would bate an ass out of soft bog,

g-whizz

Not within an ass's roar!
Would you take my grave as quick!
Have a baby anyway
(S)Hes seen more dinner times than dinners

jack of all

Heard this one recently (remarking about someone who talks the talk but knows bugger all): " He's all hat and no cattle" (It's a country thing!)

aDeener

jack of all wrote: »

Heard this one recently (remarking about someone who talks the talk but knows bugger all): " He's all hat and no cattle" (It's a country thing!)

all fart and no sh!t

chillywilly

im so hungry id eat a knackers arse through a bush

Kaka86

kkposse wrote: »

I wouldn’t get up on her to get over a wall
I’ve seen better dressed wounds
She’s a head like a bag of well chewed toffees
She’s a head like a bag of cats
She does be in and out like a yellow card at a derby match
She’s had more up her than the Eiffel Tower
You don’t look at the mantelpiece when you are poking the fire
If you were a dog I’d put you down
I’ve seen faster clocks

mantelpiece ...fire...!!! brilliant ha rofl

Kaka86

Sicker than 2 small hospitals!!!
Id boraxe him/her to death

Auldloon

Slap it in and don't mind her crying.
Ah shove it in her back is long.

Mr.Boots

Like a milk float hitting a yogurt factory (cum)