An*l C**t back catalogue

chamlis

Just got the the AC back catalogue. I haven't belly laughed this hard in a long time! The Picnic of Love one is especially priceless.
So.....what's your favourite AC song title?

Mine's Rene Auberjenois I think. Just cos he's Odo.

John

I Snuck a Retard into a Sperm Bank.

Ah, how long will this thread last?

Thomas_S_Hunterson

OK i'm just shocked there is a band called Anal ****
sorry, i've nothing to contribute

John

If you're shocked by just the name, don't listen to them. Seriously.

Thomas_S_Hunterson

i'm not shocked it just seems so needless
like using swear words to gain an audience and not really to convey any true message. meh. thats my two cents

It wasn't me!

You really shouldn't listen to them, ever!

0utshined

sean_keevey wrote:

i'm not shocked it just seems so needless
like using swear words to gain an audience and not really to convey any true message. meh. thats my two cents

Yeah, that's pretty much it.

To contribute : I noticed that you're gay.

With lyrics like "I saw you buying a pearl jam record and I noticed that you're gay" and "I saw you drinking a frappucino I noticed that you're gay" you know you're on to a winner.

chamlis

C'mon. It's pure comedy

dimerocks

they are comic genious'. didn't they get sued by Eric Clapton back in the day?? I always get a laugh from reading there song titles on amazon.

Pugsley

AC are hillarious, utterly sh*t imo, but funny.

If you want something along the same lines get some arsebreed, far better music wise (imo), and just as funny/insane lyrically, with songs such as 'Impregnated While Giving Birth' you cant go wrong.

cournioni

"I sold your dog to a Chinese Resturant"

Crap band, but you have to laugh at some of the song titles.

gokgok

here are a couple of mine:

"You Must Be Wicked Underground If You Own This"
"Fore Play With A Tree Shredder"
"You Look Adopted"
"Technology's Gay"
"I Ate Your Horse"

Sgt. Politeness

the internet is gay
andre the gay waiter
i went back in time and voted for hitler

chamlis

"I respect your feelings as awoman and a human"
"Saving ourselves for marriage"
"In my heart there is a star named after you"
"My Woman, my lover, my friend"

Genious

Ishmael

Hehe, I've always wondered, are they actually serious or just taking the piss?

"van full of retards"
"Ha ha your wife left you"

are 2 of my favourites

It wasn't me!

You can possibly wonder that?! :eek: Taking the piss methinks, just a tad...

Matthewthebig

well it's the same guy who does Impaled Northern Moonforest so has to be a pisstake

ianmc38

They are appalingly bad. Some of their song titles are amusing for a fraction of a nano-second, then you realsie they're just sad fcuks.

Pathetic excuse for music.

John

ianmc38 wrote:

They are appalingly bad. Some of their song titles are amusing for a fraction of a nano-second, then you realsie they're just sad fcuks.

Pathetic excuse for music.

^ The sound of someone missing the point

chamlis

Indeed.

0utshined

"I intentionally ran over your dog",
"I got an office job for the sole purpose of sexually harrassing you"

ianmc38 wrote:

They are appalingly bad. Some of their song titles are amusing for a fraction of a nano-second, then you realsie they're just sad fcuks.

Pathetic excuse for music.

You're in the wrong thread buddy.

Creature

The best one: Limp Bizkit Think They're Black, But They're Really Just (gay)

check this out
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_****

i remember a few years ago in colege a mate of mine emailed me a list of their song titles............some unbelievable stuff like
your pregnant so i kicked you in the stomach and, i hope your kids get aids
but i snuck a retard into the sperm bank is classic

definatly the most offensive band ever!

Technology is Gay", "Recycling is gay", "Pottery's Gay", "The Internet is Gay", "Windchimes are Gay", and "The Word 'Homophobic' is Gay".
also "I'm Hitler", "The Guy Who Shot His Kid Up With AIDS is Awesome", and "I Went Back In Time, And Voted For Hitler".

not for the faint hearted

Shiminay

I've only got 40 More Reasons to Hate Us, some rather interesting titles, but for other, sillier song titles, check out The Locust (Album: Plague Soundscapes) - "The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like To See You In His Office" or "Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur"