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  • 13-04-2006 5:35pm
    #1
    pkeno
    Registered Users Posts: 155 ✭✭


    I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We
    lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to
    enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be
    interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "magic."

    Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a
    bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

    She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge.

    "Yeah," I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline
    that's a few inches wider these days!"

    She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying
    that tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great
    lover.

    "Anyway," she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"

    So I told her to f**k off.


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