The Throne of TCN

singingstranger

You go to Buck Palace, I'll go to Bucky Palace and I'll see ya at the ball...

Tar.Aldarion

/Me bursts into throne room 10,000 swords strong. The Iron Throne is mine Kingslayer!

singingstranger

Now, now...

jsr

Ascends to the throne to pomp and fanfare. The hoards cheer with forced glee as my minions flog all who dare question my right to sit here.
I shall now soil myself in an attempt to quell the desire of any other nest dweller to steal my throne.

Here I go

UHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH

singingstranger

Oi! *claps* servants! Have jsr's defecation cleaned from my chair.

Scraggs

Thanks for that 'stranger

saved me the trouble

singingstranger

Anytime, Queen Scraggs.

Oh, wait...

/me offers again

biko

Puts handkerchief on throne before sitting down

singingstranger

/kicks biko off

/offers the hankie back

jsr

Damn coup staging singing mucus monkey get of my soiled chair….don’t make me take off my shoe!!

singingstranger

No need, dude...

Scraggs

mercy buckets

see i'm cultured i knows my french

singingstranger

You are most bienvenue.

county

gives me great plesure to kick the frenchness of the throne

Scraggs

What bean venue? man you're crazy...

jsr

Why must all nest dwelling genetic throwbacks seek to thwart my ambition!? All I want is total power. Is that too much to ask?

Scraggs

yes

BlueSpiral

it's mine buahahahamhahahahahahahahaa!!!!!!!!!!

*is so power hungry*

Scraggs

Here singingstranger will ya mind this for me for a while gotta get something to eat..

holds out chair for S,
I'll be back mind

jsr

Reclaims the seat of power and decrees that any person who dares steal my throne shall have their parentage questioned in a crude manor.

psicic

Here, you two can pass that soiled Porcelain Throne back and forth between each other all day, those of you playing for the Iron Throne are welcome to it...me...I'm claiming the Firey Throne of Darkness as mine and mine alone. It's got skulls for handrests, and nubile, willing servants chained to it.........mmmmmmmm

psicic

...and there's cake, too!

Scraggs

Dude what throne you on about??

My thrones kinda like this

except its made of platinum and its diamond encrusted
[... and I've a better fashion sense and dont have a beard!!]

BlueSpiral

Mmm cake, with jam!

biko

My precious

Scraggs

back off bitch its MYYYYY precious

psicic

3 am has never seemed so far away...:)

biko

We don't like them do we precious, Nooo Baaaad little hobbits

BlueSpiral

Oh go wear a rag to hide your shame! :cool:

It's my throne! *hugs throne*

Blowfish

meh, I had it all of last night, and i'll get it again tonight, I am the night King

singingstranger

Scraggs wrote:

Here singingstranger will ya mind this for me for a while gotta get something to eat..

holds out chair for S,
I'll be back mind

Why thank you, dear...

Scraggs

God ya held tight for half an hour there...

good work you shall be rewarded

singingstranger

How so?

More buckfast?

Scraggs

lol
nah summit* else I wouldnt want to aggrevate your narcolepsy!

*damn arctic monkeys

singingstranger

/me was listening to When The Sun Goes Down when he was keeping the throne warm for you

Weird, non? One of those days...

Scraggs

Creepy! one is beginning to think one has a stalker....

singingstranger

Nah... great minds just think alike, ma cherie.

Scraggs

[fools seldom differ]

What have ya done to the throne eh? Its not comfy any more *squishes in*

singingstranger

Oh, sorry, that must be my ass groove. Strange how much damage you can do in a half hour...

Scraggs

Its all sorted now...

So what Royal Duties should I bother my arse doing today?

[Man i'm so not queen material ...]

singingstranger

You could always offer some knighthoods or other titles of nobility, as expressly forbidden in Bunreacht na hÉireann, m'lady?

county

sir county has a ring to it

singingstranger

Usurper.

Scraggs

OOOOOHH one likes the sound of that!

By the powers invested in me, I hearby pronounce thee SingingStranger as Knight of the Night.

Scraggs

and County as Sir County

singingstranger

Now *that* is going in my sig.

county

duchess scraggs shall be your title

singingstranger

I hereby promote Scraggs to something better than Duchess.

biko

I have returned from the Holy Land

Scraggs

Queeny queeny who has the ball....

playing that game is strange when you're an actual queen