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Dear John Letter

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  • 19-04-2006 8:05am
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    A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

    Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it 's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

    Love, Becky

    The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the
    pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in
    that envelope....along with this note

    Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f**k you
    are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

    Take Care, Ricky


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